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ok girlies we are at a sleepover. we know how many crush confessions you’ve given and received. now tell us how many people you’ve kissed

#one #was my crush then i stopped liking him and started liking a girl #he was very clear he didnt like me back #after i confronted him bc he kept flirting eith me anyway #but we were still playing love interests at our schools drama club play #which coincidentally is the place where we became friends and i fell for him #also had to kiss him in front of my dad and teachers so cool stuff

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

#cauliflower haters dni

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#jam is goated i personaly dig lingonberry #but also maple syrup bc im maple

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#id find it amusing if i saw someone using žčšņļķģ like those are in no way aesthetic what are you latviancore fan? #as a greek and norwegian language enthusiast i also find it funny in a haha you stupid way when ppl use greek or norwegian letters #like who's MΘNIKΛ i dunno any Mthnikls

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#lamb

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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open window save me. save me open window

#*opens window* *neighbours start smoking*

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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Good morning! I’m salty.

I think we, as a general community, need to start taking this little moment more seriously.

This, right here? This is asking for consent. It’s a legal necessity, yes, but it is also you, the reader, actively consenting to see adult content; and in doing so, saying that you are of an age to see it, and that you’re emotionally capable of handling it.

You find the content you find behind this warning disgusting, horrifying, upsetting, triggering? You consented. You said you could handle it, and you were able to back out at any time. You take responsibility for yourself when you click through this, and so long as the creator used warnings and tags correctly, you bear full responsibility for its impact on you.

“Children are going to lie about their age” is probably true, but that’s the problem of them and the people who are responsible for them, not the people that they lie to.

If you’re not prepared to see adult content, created by and for adults, don’t fucking click through this. And if you do, for all that’s holy, don’t blame anyone else for it.

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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

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Every universe, every life.

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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

#well im already always scrolling on the ship tag so i dont neet to know the category #and ive probably already filtered out any warning i dont want or want or ive checked ''show only finished'' #i know what they mean but i dont look at them really maybe only for ratings since colours are easier to see that words

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anon i think im in love with you

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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well

enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.

It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar

#zxc

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