I didn't forget. You've got a nice glow going on, I couldn't even if I wanted to. It's the danger of the unknown, you can't help but want to spill your guts. I'm exciting.
Excuse you, halo. In case you forgot. Eh, I’m not one for “honesty is the best policy”, sometimes you gotta lie. Already? Damn sugar, and here I am telling you everything about myself.
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You're the best looking detective I've ever seen. Here's the deal, I don't know a lot. He made a fuss after he lost all that money, not that I can blame him. He had some real trouble coming up with it too, but hey, you gotta pay the house. Word on the street is he had to use some money he was supposed to give to somebody else. And that somebody wants his head. I know he's a big drinker. Seedy little bars not many people go to. He likes to hide out in the South Bronx. But I wouldn't recommend trying to track him down, you'd get yourself killed.
Do I look like a rat to you? You know what don’t answer that, unless it’s to say somethign along the lines about me being the best looking detective you’ve seen. I’ll take what I can get.
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Relax, man. I'm not gonna hit you. It's no big deal. Are you always like this?
Oh. Uh. Sorry. I’m just, well, pointing that out, since you asked and all. Don’t hurt me?
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Nah, I don't believe in hush money. Besides, who you gonna tell?
Look at you like what, exactly? I’m actually kinda impressed, I can’t get stuff out of a vending machine even when I paid for it half the time. However, I do have to demand half as hush money, you understand.
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I have business prospects. I've got plans. Just cause I'm unconventional doesn't mean I'm unemployed. Your too narrow minded , my man.
More or less, yeah.
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Is that what I said?
That’s a lot of talk from some guy saying he’s basically unemployed.
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I don't have any other knowledge besdies that, sadly. You'll probably have to teach me. Oh shit, I'm sorry. I'll be honest, I don't know if I really understand that, but it's your prerogative. You're a person, a they. I'll keep that in mind. That is incredibly considerate of you, thank you for taking my finances into account. Maybe I should do myself a favor and just buy a hot dog cart. Save us some time and trouble. You've never been unkind?
If you take all your ballet knowledge from Black Swan, I’m here to tell you that while the pressure is real, not every dancer is that crazy. But a lot of the girls do go on crazy diets and other stuff, doesn’t end well. No, it’s not offensive; I’m fluid: not entirely a chick and not a dude either, I’m a person. I found the loophole, unlimited amount, probably with a time limit so I don’t ruin your finances. I’m very considerate, you see. I won’t, but I can’t promise I’ll be unkind because that’s just not me.
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That's the first time I've ever heard that. You're welcome. So no crazy Black Swan shit is going on behind the scenes? I'm disappointed. Is that term offensive? A woman then. True, you got me on a technicality there. You don't want them all in one sitting, just an unlimited amount. A hot dog a day keeps the doctor away. I'm not a big fan of society myself. Well I never want to get caught, don''t get any ideas.
100% serious. Your honesty is appreciated nd a great confidence boost. There’s no crazy diet, just eat enough and be healthy enough to not faint, which is actually more food than the amount you’re thinking. Not a chick, and I don’t see the appeal to chocolate. I never said gorge, I just used the word unlimited, I’m not really one for society’s boundaries. It might be my goal, maybe my goal is to buy so many hot dogs the stock prices go up and then nobody else can buy any. Yeah, cause I’m such a diabolical mastermind. Maybe it’s just people want to get caught for once.
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Whatever I feel like doing. I'm not a slave to a dead end job or society's outdated expectations. Can you say the same?
It’s not bullshit. I- I mean I do write. It’s just never…really got anyway. Whatever. I don’t have to explain myself to you. What is it do you even do that’s so life fulfilling. Besides picking up candy bars from snack machines.
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No shit. Are you serious? That's crazy impressive. And kinda hot, honestly. No, of course not. There's nothing wrong with it. Especially now that I know you're a dance, you probably have some crazy diet you've gotta stick to. Well you're a chick, so I didn't expect it to be food related at all. Unless it was chocolate. You just don't look like the kind of person that'd gorge yourself on hot dogs. Pizza either. But if that's your goal, hey I'm your guy. Yeah, you claim you're all talk. Those are the ones you have to look out for. The sweet type. They'll get you and you'll never see it coming.
At the New York City Ballet, I’m a principal dancer, but the whole widespread recognition thing was a joke. Why? Is there something wrong with wanting unlimited hot dogs in New York? I can change it to pizza if you prefer. What were you expecting? Now that I’m curious. There was never a reason for you to hypothetically not feel safe in my company. I’m all talk, you know.
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You never talked to me. You never even saw me. That's all I ask. Don't say my name or describe me to anyone who looks like they'd kill me without the blink of an eye. Send no one in this direction and I'll tell you whatever I can. But I'm warning you now, it's not a lot.
No one sent me, I came here for some answers. Listen Palmeiro, what’s it going to take to get you to answer my questions?
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You and everyone else in the city. Kinda just sounds like you're existing. What's it mean to be a 'sorta' writer? Does that mean you right but it's bullshit or you've got ideas but never put pen to paper?
If we’re talking literally, I’m a bartender and sorta writer. Not all that much living is it?
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So you're that kinda girl.
Maybe you could. I happen to find scars rather interesting.
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Yeah, funny ha ha. What the hell is that supposed to mean? A druggish vibe, damn. I think I'm offended.
Me? No, I would never push drugs onto anyone. I’m not- Oh. You’re joking. Er, well, you give off drug-ish vibe?
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People are dying.
Hospitals are so gross.
Everything is contagious and I always feel like taking 50 showers afterwards. Just let me see my doctor so I can leave, you know?
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You know, I'm not really feeling comfortable here with you. If I'm not feeling safe, why would I talk? You could be setting me up. Who sent you?
Oh please, guys like you always manage to make it out alive somehow. You have my word that you won’t loose any of your knee caps, now you thumbs that’s a bit different. Though if we’re going to talk you’re safer in a crowded place.
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Where the hell do you work? Unlimited hot dogs, really, that's your request? I mean, I'm not judging. Nah, actually I am. That's, man, I don't know. Just not what I was expecting. See, that's all I wanted. Now I feel safe in your company. At least hypothetically.
I get enough of that at work, well, not so widespread yet but I’m getting there. Hmm, maybe I’d consider it for the friendship if it comes with unlimited hot dogs? A kidney’s a bit too much don’t you think? Especially since you’d be the one needing a new one if the vending machine fell on top of you. Fine, I’d save your hypothetical life.
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