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Funniest bitch of the year I love him

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Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

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i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass

#stardew valley

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Susan Kare, the Artist who designed many of the fonts, icons, and images for Apple, NeXT, Microsoft, and IBM, 1980′s

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i love calling literally any media that i dislike “masturbatory.” it just feels so scathing and satisfying. masturbatory, navel-gazing, self-indulgent, cloying, vapid, and hollow. an utterly pointless exercise in shock and spectacle from a spoiled, coked-up narcissist playing dress-up as an artist. god that felt good

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IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A OUPPY 🐕 AND A KITTYS 🐈 TO BE FRIENDS?

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he

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last doodle for thee night

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Every Ka'Meisha Image I've Ever Made. (mostly) lets look at her and reminisce

#AWWWWWWWWWHHHH #a cutie

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Twitter soft banning porn into Tumblr basically unbanning porn as long as you tag it fucking UNREAL

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(。・ω・。) hai!!!! twitter userz are you coming back uwu? *glomps you* nya (*/ω＼*) hooray!!! you can read my super smexy destiel yaoi fic!!!!! >.< Rawr!! haha sorry, I'm random ヾ(•ω•`)o I'm an SJW btw and suuuuuuper proud of it, and I'll cancel u if you don't like my smexy yaois douj--*cutting to look offscreen* god that's not actually a threat is it? peak SJW discourse doesnt actually come close to Twitter toxicity this won't even faze them. Should I--can we change the script? No? just keep--okay keep filming? okay I--nyaaaa!!! >.< Hetalia is Da Best if you don't think Italy is the kawaiiest then--*cutting offscreen again* I can't. It won't work. This won't keep them out.

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#been here the entire time ToT this is just a new account

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

#hetalia technically #but i always say haikyuu #and i’m from the united states