martini-garnish

[martini-garnish]

Oh gosh!

[martini-garnish]

Holey fuck Sallie May is so beautiful. 💘💝❤️💞💖💋

She's so stunning my heart is going a mile a munite my snejeodknfkeodod. 🥰

Sallie May could stab me with a broken glass bottel and I'd thank her.

The cutest sisters ever. They love eachother so much. They just want to have time for eachother but they have such busy lives snjridnejdjeje.

Love how their version of play fighting ended in serious injuries lmao.

[martini-garnish]

"Your Highness?"

Come get your king, he's all over the places 😔

I do not regret for finishing this sketch at 1 am in the morning. I was in my ZONE

Help yall- he won't leave my head 😭

#unsafe for work

[martini-garnish]

I have not abandoned this blog I prommy my best friend just accidentally shifted my hyperfixation (trust me I am Allowed to call it that) against my will. I'm not Gone gone it's just that unfortunately my brain has decided we are only permitted to think about beyblade for awhile sorry everyone

#my best friend of 14 years clocked me so hard and said you are going to love this minor season one comic relief antagonistic hes so girlfail #and god damnit. she was so right. hes my loser girlfriend who sucks so bad now. i put them in the pronoun randomizer and everything

[martini-garnish]

It's daddy longlegs again and cursed Husker

[martini-garnish]

aaaaa <3 thank u ilu Oh boy oh god only 5 uhh. no order save for prioritizing what you'll see on this blog

1 - My ocs. Literally what I am thinking about 99.9% of the time. I need to speak of them constantly or I will die.

2 - Hellaverse, (Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss collectively)

3 - Pinnipeds. Not kidding, among my friends I am The Seal Guy.

4 - late 90s-early 2000s kids cartoons. THIS I'm saying collectively because otherwise we'd be here all day. I literally have another sideblog that is Just about Xiaolin Showdown. I'm normal.

5 - this is separate from the last one due to the 40 year timespan: the collective iterations of teenage mutant ninja turtles. All shows, all comic variants, the various branches of completely different lore. My wife and I do not shut the fuck up about turtles.

tagging anyone who wants to do this sorry i know that's kind of a cop out but i get super anxious about tagging people without ongoing explicit permission lol.

thank you so much @mainepdf for tagging me here!

list 5 things you can talk about for hours without preparing any material:

taylor swift, i think this one's obvious

crazy ex-girlfriend, which is the best show EVER, i already prepared an intro here, check it out!

vincent van gogh - he's my absolute favourite painter and i recently visited his museum in amsterdam

stephen king - although you should've asked me in high school, when i was reading all of his books (that i could find in a local library)

human brain - this is the thing that fascinates me A LOT, i read so many books about it, i still know shit, but i would talk and maybe be wrong or get some stuff mixed up, so this is a warning

npt: @mymuses-acquiredlikebruises @anixknowsnothin @redwidow616 @felizusnavidad @measuredmotion @clarabowmp3 @mylittlemermaid221

[martini-garnish]

[martini-garnish]

‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

📺 🚨 Emergency Broadcast 🚨 📺

#much like tumblr hed sell your content anyway

[martini-garnish]

NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT I AM NOW COVID NEGATIVE PLEASE SEND REQUESTS BECAUSE I WANT THEM

Not to be dramatic but I hauve covid please send headcanon requests. They won't cure my covid I just want them.

#WE ARE SO BACK #YIPPEEEE!!

[martini-garnish]

Entry #7 : Vox and Blackouts, Connection, etc.

A/N / Disclaimer : Fanfic is fanfic, and people are allowed to make things as OOC or just in their own image as possible, so I'm not shitting on that at all. Everyone has the right to make whatever tf they want and explore concepts and stuff.

This is just me vomiting ideas that have been plaguing me for a while.

If I'm proven wrong by the show, then I'll eat my hat and apologise for this one, but for now I'm trying to think about this stuff like - as logically in the frame of what's canon as possible.

It's funny to say that when this is the topic but yeah haha 💀

Ah yes, theorising about the goddamn TV Man again.

Cw: SFW to NSFW/18+ (below cut)

- So, let's establish some things before I begin to truly dig into this haha.

- Vox is not wireless, and thus does not get effected by things that are not directly connected to him. This is seen with him directly plugging into his set-up before being able to control all the TV's and devices connected to the main-frame.

- This would most likely mean that when the whole system goes down, he isn't affected by it and vice versa if he's not directly plugged into it. So yeah- if he blue screens or glitches out like he does just casually while not plugged in, then the whole city most likely would not blackout.

- An anon asked me about whether he would just go offline if the WiFi was down or if he would be just fine and yeah - he'd be just fine if he wasn't plugged in. If he was, however, then he'd most likely lose reception. He'd probably blackout/shut down.

- For an example: if he's plugged in and it's storming outside and lightning hits the main tower, then he'd probably be pretty injured because his system would be fine. But if he wasn't plugged in he'd be absolutely fine.

- I also could see his face dropping to low resolution and voice doing the blocky-glitchy thing audio over calls does if he's plugged into the system and the reception goes to absolute shit.

- Think 180p quality display and audio Vox lmao.

(Here's the other post as well)

- Having said all that, I also don't think that there wouldn't be any effect at all on surrounding technology if he starts glitching out.

- If he's near things like phones, laptops, lights, etc. Etc. He'd likely effect them, but on a way smaller scale then what most people seem to write about.

I'm gonna start going into directly NSFW below the cut

- So yeah, if you're just casually fucking Vox really hard and he starts glitching or goes to the point of bluescreening while coming, the whole of Pentagram city isn't going to experience a blackout because he's not plugged into the system.

- However

- He would most likely start effecting the direct surrounding technology.

- Think lights blinking on and off or getting brighter and then dimmer to the pace you're screwing him at. Think surrounding devices turning on and off.

- Think light bulbs and phones and clocks in the room - anything electrical or running on batteries - exploding into shattered bulbs, being destroyed, getting fried, etc. When he comes.

- Bro basically starts doing what ghosts/poltergeists start doing to mess with people lmao.

- The trope of him causing whole city-wide blackouts when hes fucked so hard is funny as hell in theory, but going off of canon that wouldn't happen that way.

- And maybe you're saying 'okay - but what if Vox is plugged into the system' That would also not happen.

- Yes, if you did screw him into bluescreening while he's hooked up to everything then yes it would most likely happen.

- but, it goes against literally everything we know about Vox to have that ever happen.

- He is all about appearances and looking perfect 365 days 24/7 to the public.

- I keep seeing these fics where that happens and he's all embarrassed and cute about it, but if that ever happened with what we know about canon Vox he'd be mortified and fucking pissed as all hell around it.

- I feel like if you're in a relationship with Vox, the first thing he'd make abundantly clear is how important his image is to him.

- So if reader was riling him up in his office while he's around all the machines and stuff or actually directly plugged in - he wouldn't be going 'no, stop it' as a kind of bratty thing, he'd be seriously telling you to stop.

- Like, to push him to causing a city-wide blackout by having sex would absolutely in my mind based on all we know about Vox; be violating his boundaries to one of the highest degrees there are.

- His public image is everything, and you would be let know that from day one. Hell, dude would probably jeaprodise/push your relationship to the side if it fucked up his image. Thats how important it is to him. The boundaries around doing something to fuck his image up would be set in stone from the second you enter his life.

- So doing that and causing that to happen wouldn't really be?? Like the cute fanfiction trope it is, he'd be rightfully angry as fuck that that's happened because it's what not to do 101 to not screw up his image.

- The 'blackout' you'd be able to cause and not have him absolutely hating you afterwards would be with your house, hotel room or wherever you're doing the do.

I'm way too passionate about this, i know, but like I see it so frequently, and it just makes like absolutely no sense to me at all, haha. I liked it the first time i saw it but after actually thinking about it I just find myself raising my brows and cringing each time I see it in fanfics because it just feels inaccurate asf 😭

#unsafe for work #no but ur right #him shutting down the whole city is funny to think about but its definitely more likely for him to knock out power in like. The Room hes in

[martini-garnish]

mg!! genuinely curious omg who’s your favorite character? i don’t remember you mentioning it ever

HI THANK U FOR ASK ILY. I am succumbing to the pestilence and must occupy my time witch activities that don't insight vertigo. ok so this is going to be way longer than necessary but I am soooo so bad at picking favorites because I have different flavors of favorite like. most interesting character in my brain? Alastor. he's like the guy ever. I need to know what his motives are I need to know what the fuck is wrong with him. He has a furby organ. He's a misandrist. He loves his mommy. He put an entire swamp into his room inside of a hotel building. I need to study him. I built my most developed hazbin oc to project my silly little ace4ace qpr onto him with like some sort of harlot.

BUT ALSO. you KNOW I have my weird obsession with Eve where I'm constantly fighting myself not to just fill in the gaps for her before she's even in the series but it is so hard to not to. It is so hard not to OCify this current blank slate of a character. I need to give her a mug that says #1 boy mom, because she technically was that.

AND Vox and Lucifer are on completely opposite ends of the spectrum of "men who behave pathetically in such a way that despite being ace I need to rail within an inch of their lives" You have witnessed my thoughts on these men before.

BUT the flavor of fave that means I need to start making a silly little cosplay to wear to a silly little convention someday? Rosie. Hands down. She's fucking awesome. I expected to like her I did not expect to be like "I need to be her at an in character convention even immediately". It is legitimately distressing to me that I cant wear sclera contacts because I need to find a way.

#bigfatbimbo #hazbin hotel

[martini-garnish]

Not to be dramatic but I hauve covid please send headcanon requests. They won't cure my covid I just want them.

[martini-garnish]

Y’know, sometimes you just want to fuck a TV. And you know who doesn’t ask questions? Tumblr. Tumblr fucks that TV with you.

[martini-garnish]

sir Precious!!!

[martini-garnish]

I love how Vaggie complained about having long hair, using it as an excuse for why she's struggling with fighting and not even half a second later Carmilla lets her hair down

ma'am said "bitch, please."

[martini-garnish]

Not to be dramatic but I hauve covid please send headcanon requests. They won't cure my covid I just want them.

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #this suuuuxxxxxxx its really sucks

[martini-garnish]

Alastor and his girlies 💕

#i joke about this because he is literally the only respectful women enjoyer #hes aro ace hes not compelled by attraction he just likes women and i love that for him #canon misandrist my beloved