martlet-of-snowdin

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I’m back

*the narrators crawling up the stairs

Oh damn what happened

*fucking ugly hat bastard

*the narrator grabs on to the cube o tripping again and he falls back down the stairs

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do your feathers get stuck in your bed all the time?

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are you just a psycho

babe come and go out my mind

?

no but am i bad am i bad am i really that bad

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*pours a bunch of fidget slugs and other stim toys upon you*

SCSYUSHEHSGAHSHEBEHSUUksnsbvsvAFAFAFAFAFAGHSSHGSHA

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

Favourite game?

minecraft :)

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

everybody knows that

nobody knows that

IS THAT A WILL WOOD REF RNEXE

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

Hey, is there any plan on fixing the puzzle near the dark ruins entrance soon? I had to climb a tree to see the actual puzzle and then the controls jammed after I failed my first couple tries. It gets pretty annoying when I’m trying to get back home after seeing my cousin.

P.S. Some guy grows corn over in that area and it’s really good, try it out when you’re over there fixing stuff

P.P.S. Thanks for reading this, I like most of the puzzles, that one in particular just seems finnicky.

After quitting my job as a Royal Guard. I'm not really- uh- allowed to mess with puzzles. You'll have to ask a Royal Guard member...

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

ourble martlet...

what's an ourble

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

i put sans in the plinko

no more sans :(

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

*that little shits dad has it coming also fuck you 64!

*you have a dumb hat!

*the narrator flips off a random wall before tripping on a randomly placed cube o tripping placed by the stairs as the narrator falls down said stairs and also gets smited

Uhh... 64-??????? Who???

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[martlet-of-snowdin]

jump scare! I unleash an ancient curse on your timeline.

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*the narrator just punts the braincell with a bat

AAAA-

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Hi martlet its nice to see ya! *hands you one of those rainbow fidget slugs*

#🪴 + I FUCKIGN LOVE FIDGET SLUGS i have one and his name is jebil and i love him a lot hes my best friend -- #dakotablog❤️ #underblog💛 #ask martlet!❄️

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*the braincell reappears

It’s not my month martlet

*this is the funniest shit to the narrator as he starts manically laughing at the braincell

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*the braincell just starts glowing rainbow right before Mother Nature kicks in your door and fucking kicks the braincell through the barrier

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