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#id use her as a menstrual cup ill kiss her sloppy style i will fuck her without a single regret in my heart #im not playing hockey. i will never play hockey. i deserve to fuck the trophy thouch i earned it

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I think one of my favourite things about playoffs is finding out who can grow a beard or not. Like there's always something really fun about a clean-shaven sophomore suddenly turning up with dark shadow on his face, or a vet who looks like a werewolf by Game 3, or a brown-haired boy revealing he has the ginger beard gene, or 27-year old Mitch Marner still unsuccessful in his endeavours

#HELPFNDKFN #HES TRYING OKAY. HE GETS A POINT FOR EFFORT.

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i have such a bad migraine also i need to take photos of my ass

#maybe no ranshole this time.. #someone somewhere just fell to their knees in tears

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banana bred? mister putin abort that thang

#SIDGENO

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#girl me too

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I've been surrounded by my horny hairy mutuals for too long so that when people irl express that its weird/unexpected for women to not shave their body hair I get genuinely floored like I forgot...

#be honest. am i one of the horny hairy mutuals. #but literally. my family says shit all the time and each time im so outraged at despise knowing its coming every time.

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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superman adventures #7

does anybody else remember how weird those 90s superman comics got lol

#superman got shrunk down in this and my first thought was just yeah. he should go up her pussy.. #im not even into big tiny but. yeah. #he even has his heat vision and cold breath thing. a lil temp play.... it's what she deserves.... its what HE deserves....

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hate when a fat ass is naked. where's the fur... shes going to get cold....

#ransom note

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#yeah....

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#self rb #already fascinated by some of the results of this

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day nine of missing the penguins

#pens lb #(migraine and fever edition)

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#face made for joy and pouting #<- !!!!

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IT'S 3:26 !!!! I NEED TO SHOWER AND BE UP AT 9 GAHHHH

#STUPID! IDIOT! ME!!

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[ID: original photo is a tweet by John Podhoretz (@/jpodhoretz) that reads: ‘If you think the National Guard shouldn't be sent in, you don't give a shit about Jewish kids. It's that simple. You. Don't. Give. A. Shit. Say you do all you like. But you don't.’ Berman jewish databank peruser (@/cholent_lover) quote tweeted: ‘3 of the 4 students killed by the national guard at Kent State were Jewish. Jews are without a doubt overrepresented at the Columbia protest too. You want Jewish kids dead.’ END ID]

Remember that the calls for the national guard to intervene are calls to use state violence against Palestinian, Jewish, Arab, Muslim and other pro-Palestine students. They’re calling for deadly violence against Jews in the name of “anti-antisemitism.”

#cw gun violence

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No one is discrediting the student protests. I myself am a student who is partaking in largely student-coordinated protests, drives, campaigns… but I also understand that we are largely missing the point if coverage of these protests overshadows what they are actually protesting for—the atrocities committed on Palestinians every single day. As the western buzz around this genocide gets more and more coverage, the coverage of the genocide itself sharply declines. It’s true and I see it every single day. Things are not being reported with the precision and diligence with which they should be.

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you can trust me with the monkey paw, i promise i can handle it cleverly and not have any of my wishes backfire on me !!!

#^ teehee #ransom note