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phoebe + max x reader incorrect quotes!

(some suggestive)

Max, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Phoebe: Y/N's in the kitchen.

-x-x-x-

Max: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you’re single?

Phoebe: Do not do that.

Max: You won’t even notice!

Y/N, entering: Max, you wanted to see me again?

Max: Phoebe's single

Phoebe:

-x-x-x-

Phoebe: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Y/N:

Max: I'm gonna tell her.

Y/N: Don't you dare.

-x-x-x-

Y/N, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Phoebe, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Max: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Y/N: playing systemic oppression

-x-x-x-

Y/N: Phoebe, my old arch enemy.

Max: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Y/N: I have a life outside of you, Max.

-x-x-x-

Phoebe: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Y/N: We got spring water

Phoebe: NO.

Max: with EXTRA minerals

Y/N: it's like licking a stalagmite

Phoebe: DON'T COME HOME.

Max: Mmmmm cave water

-x-x-x-

Phoebe, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Max: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Max: Here you go.

Phoebe:

Max:

Y/N: Why am I here?

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