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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

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Taika Waititi as Edward Teach in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH S02E07 | "Man on Fire"

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Objectively it's not even in the top ten worst things about Canada but def. one of the most personally embarrassing to me is that half the population lives in one narrow 1,000 km strip bookended by major cities and yet we still haven't managed to figure out high speed passenger rail up and down the corridor. Absolute joke of a country.

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chess inspired fashion

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A few days ago my partner proposed the idea of Ginger and Jimmy Pesto's ex wife (Jimmy Jr, Andy, and Ollie's mom), being the same person.

And listen, I have been FIXATED ever since.

Have we ever seen Jimmy in the restaurant at the same time as Linda being on the phone to Ginger?

What if that's why Jimmy's such a dick to Bob, because Linda's still in Ginger's life but he isn't?

Ginger's hair and shirt colours are almost identical to Jimmy Junior and Andy, respectively.

Ginger has a partner and Jimmy Jr's museoem says "my mom's new friend Allen, is okay!"

Andy and Ollie's personalities overlap with Linda's so much, that comes from somewhere!

Linda's mystery red-headed friend in the Dreamatorium episode has an almost identical face to Andy and Ollie too! And as J-Ju looks exactly like his dad, it stands to reason that the twins would look like their mom.

Let me know what YOU think!

Reblogs greatly appreciated!

#i can get behind this theory #theres so much you can do with this! #fan theory #bobs burgers #bob's burgers

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D&D today <3

#personal zuchinni #personal

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I love them

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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???

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It puzzles me when people cite LOTR as the standard of “simple” or “predictable” or “black and white” fantasy. Because in my copy, the hero fails. Frodo chooses the Ring, and it’s only Gollum’s own desperation for it that inadvertently saves the day. The fate of the world, this whole blood-soaked war, all the millennia-old machinations of elves and gods, comes down to two addicts squabbling over their Precious, and that is precisely and powerfully Tolkien’s point. 

And then the hero goes home, and finds home a smoking desolation, his neighbors turned on one another, that secondary villain no one finished off having destroyed Frodo’s last oasis not even out of evil so much as spite, and then that villain dies pointlessly, and then his killer dies pointlessly. The hero is left not with a cathartic homecoming, the story come full circle in another party; he is left to pick up the pieces of what was and what shall never be again. 

And it’s not enough. The hero cannot heal, and so departs for the fabled western shores in what remains a blunt and bracing metaphor for death (especially given his aged companions). When Sam tells his family, “Well, I’m back” at the very end, it is an earned triumph, but the very fact that someone making it back qualifies as a triumph tells you what kind of story this is: one that is too honest to allow its characters to claim a clean victory over entropy, let alone evil. 

“I can’t recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. I’m naked in the dark. There’s nothing–no veil between me and the wheel of fire. I can see him with my waking eyes.”

So where’s this silly shallow hippie fever-dream I’ve heard so much about? It sounds like a much lesser story than the one that actually exists.

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Charmed – 3.20: Exit Strategy

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bbc merlin - 03x12 The Coming of Arthur, Part I

everybody!!! grab at each others waists, QUICK

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WHAT DO WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) dir. Taika Waititi & Jemaine Clement

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the best thing about ed and stede is that they're stupider together than when they're apart 😌 and I think that's what good relationships are all about

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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.

READ CROW TIME!

OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Man I'm cheesy but it's my boy so I get to be