I shouldn’t have to work on account of my big brown eyes and general sweetiepieness
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sorry about my constant depressive episodes. its just that i have issues and also problems
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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We all love the "becoming the very thing you sought to destroy," trope. but I have a growing fondness for "destroying the very thing you sought to become"
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the prophecy - taylor swift
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electric touch not being a fan fav considering the fact that half of the fandom wants a rock taylor album is CRIMINAL
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all my homies love boobs and hate the government
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"i can fix him" "i can make him worse" yeah well i can boop him
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discord is so fun ! i love being threatened with rape AGAIN.
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jealousy but not in the "you're mine" kind but in the "i'm yours please only want me and need me and only have eyes for me and just consume me whole and"
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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre
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simon and garfunkel, often referred to as the dan and phil of folk rock,
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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline
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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there
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while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
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I'm so glad I wasn't born with the Taylor Swift hater gene yall seem so miserable
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