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Me: omg I'm so obsessed with hockey

Someone: Oh really? What's your top favorite hockey match so far?

Me: Oh i don't watch hockey

Someone: then why do you say you're obsessed with it?

Me: .....(っ ͡ ͡º - ͡ ͡º ς)

#can you blame me #not my fault they're hot #is mostly because of the aesthetic #hockey boys #hockey #icebreaker oops #michal mrazik #and others #but ESPECIALLY him #mitch marner #lana del rey vibes i swear

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#motivating quotes #dont die #iconic #let the picture speak #wisdom #you do suck

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Killer: if you don't choose........

I'm going to kill this cat

#choose carefully #kitty's life depends on it #tumblr polls #choose wisely #tumblrpost

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#what is this #👹 #i'm sorry but #obama #what was that #tumblrpost #best couple #i wish i knew #posting this even though i have no idea #never gonna let you down

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*Others using c.ai to have intimate relationship with their fav characters while trying to beat the filter*

Me using c.ai to roast the dead authors that broke me.

#c.ai #c.ai bot #roasting authors #fantasies #books #c.ai app #tumblrpost #boredom #beating the filter #roasting #fighting #arguing with dead people

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A tutorial you didn't know you needed

#tutorial #babies #pinterest #pinterest wh0re #tumblrpost #folding #packing #cigarette

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#when you third wheel #shipping #sailing #wheeling #sailing on the sea #tumblrpost #ship dynamics #im the third person #eating over dating #never gonna let you down

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#i'm a barbie girl #barbie world #the darkling #shadow and bone #barbie #he is kenough #the darkling x alina #pinterest #shadow and bone show

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Genie: you have 3 wishes-

Me: double it and give it to the next person

Genie:

#double life #double it and give it to the next person #genie memes #genie #genius #tumblrpost #genie in a bottle #next lucky person #im a genius #me so funny #very

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From: Sir, can I go out with your daughter?

To: Your daughter calls me daddy too

#tangerine bullet train #bullet train #kick ass #aaron taylor johnson #husband material #atj #atj>>>> #actor #glow up #dude #hot dudes

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THE WAY I SCREAMED

The first official trailer for 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' (x)

Episodes start streaming on December 20th with a 2-episode premiere on Disney+!

#please be a good show #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson tv show #pjo fandom #rick riordan #disney+ #tv shows #demigods #anabeth chase #grover underwood #camp half blood #percy jackson and the olympians

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Daily reminder to:

#aziraphale #crowley #good omens #neil gaiman #good omens show #good omens book #angel #heaven #hell #tumblr #books #daily reminder #mom?

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Humans: man is so hot today! Fuck the sun

Apollo:..fuck the WHO!?

#apollo #40°c #summer #sun daddy #trials of apollo #gods #greek gods #hot weather #hot as fuck #rick riordan

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Draco Malfoy: fuck the Order and fuck the Mudbloods too!

Draco Malfoy: fuck the Order and fuck the Mudbloods too.

#isolation #bex chan #fanfic #i never even shipped dramione I'm just bored #harry potter #draco malfoy #pottah #it was ok though #hermione granger

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When they're fictional and written by a woman>>>>

#husband material #fictional characters #english man #kenji kishimoto #aaron warner #percy jackson #leo valdez bad boy supreme #don't beat your grandma #tumblr

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#sexy villain #the darkling #shadow and bone #alina starkov #sun summoner #the darkling x alina #malefeet #barbie #barbie land #ken #he is kenough #tumblrpost #parenting #tumblr fyp #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #villain #black heretic

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Pov: when you're reading and you get to that scene where he has sexy time with his stepmother

#he really is a mf #literal mf #your mother..she was dead #oh and the stepmother was also dead #parenting #don't beat your grandma #don't beat your wife #husband material #tumblrpost #never gonna let you down