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u know when u peel a mandarin to eat for urself and then someone u love is there and like without even asking u feed them every other piece from ur hand…..why is love so sweet and intimate 

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Kids Write Jokes

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i am so gentle and kind hearted

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Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

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Rainy day healing by sarah hyland

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u ever think??

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trust yourself. you’ve survived a lot, and you’ll survive whatever is coming

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Fall Out Boy albums + opening lines

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Shout out to:

The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends

The people who want to make friends and don’t know how

The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely

The people who get left behind in a group

The people who are alone and nobody notices

The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart

The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social

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tfw u sit with ur own thoughts for 2 seconds 👍

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me: *knows exactly what i have to say*

me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*

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being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e

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New personality test

What vine do you think of first when you hear the word “avacado?”

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the signs' opinions on astrology

Aries: doesn't know anything about astrology but believes in it because they're so curious and love finding out new interesting things about themselves

Taurus: probably is crept out by astrology lmao... but still loves it because they love fantasizing. but what they don't know is that astrology is not mystical or whatever, it's science. but don't tell them this because they'll hate you

Gemini: "i love astrology omg but i feel like all geminis are stereotyped and everyone judges us ewww we're not evil we're just misunderstood and that hurts my emotions :(((((((((" *stops talking to you after 2 days, confirming the typical Gemini stereotypes*

Cancer: ...probaby obsessed with astrology as well as everything else in their life. does astrology fan-art and has probably written a book about astrology. "ASTROLOGY IS EVERYTHINGGGG OMGGG BUT WE'RE NOT CRYBABIES BITCH I CAN SNAP YOUR NECK IN A HEARTBEAT IF YOU CROSS ME :3 i wuvv anime as wellllll"

Leo:

a person: "hey how a-"

the leo: I'M A LEO 👑

Virgo: " I dOnT BeLiEvE ThAt StArS HaVe SoMeThInG To dO WiTh YoUr PerRSONALItY AstROLoGy issSsSS sUcH BULLshiT" - actually a typical Virgo thing to say

Libra: believes in astrology, reads their daily horoscopes, thinks that most characteristics are true but they don't take it seriously, they take it as a hobby and is chill when other people are bulshitting astrology, as long as they don't bulshit the Libra's points of view on astrology.

Scorpio:

a person: "hey how a-"

the scorpio: "Okay bitch ScoRpIo Is LitEraLLy THE BEST SIGN EVER LIKE we're so badass and successful and powerful and hot and we're the best in bed" *....cries in bed at night after someone says something slightly offensive about anime*

Sagittarius: "I can't believe that I'm so fast when I do stuff like... I'm also really successful and I get ANYTHING that I want. I'm also the most beautiful one so back off bitches. I guess it's because I'm a Sagittarius?? Sagittariuses ALWAYS achieve their goals💅" - actually doesn't believe in astrology, believes only in their sign somehow

Capricorn: "I guess it's fun." does not believe in astrology at all tbh, they just like listening to what people say about astrology... enjoys secretly judging everyone about their beliefs afterwards

Aquarius: couldn't care less about astrology but will let you interpret their natal chart and talk about astrology for hours or even days because they love learning new and weird things. might start believing in astrology after spending some time with a person who believes in it

Pisces: actually probably talks TO the zodiac signs themselves in their sleep lmao. these ppl are so... otherworldly, mysterious and ethereal & you should believe all the weird shit they tell ya bc there's a 110% chance it's true