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if he doesn't write my name a thousand times in anger because he's supposed to hate me but can't stop thinking of me then is it even worth it

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Jude: *falls from ceiling*

all of Elfhame: clap her in chains!

Cardan:

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"your honour, i love them" i say about a character i would fistfight in real life

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Relationship going well? Better look up his ex to make urself feel bad for no reason

#personal #not a super jealous person #and i know they werent compatible #but i get in these weird moods ya know

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no one:

not a soul:

cardan greenbriar:

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AUTHOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

'Stories may well be lies, but they are good lies that say true things, and which can sometimes pay the rent.'

'I'm not a fast writer, and I find the process of writing a first draft to be painful and frustrating. Usually, I start with a character, a premise, and some image that gives me a particular feeling.'

'Can you write 200 words a day? 100? 50? In six months, 50 words a day is 9,000 words. That's 2-3 short stories. If you did 200 words every day, in three months that's 36,000 words. That's half a short novel.'

'I think there's a reason that horror appeals to teens. There's a lot of useful lessons to take away from reading horror. We get to be scared in the comfort and safety of our own homes. We can put the book down if we get too scared, and no one will ever know if we decide not to pick it up again.'

'Three hundred words in a day is not a lot. So much of it is thinking before writing. And then there's the cutting. But you do what you do and keep moving forward.'

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“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”

In love with this art! Love the details ❤️✨

art by @/frostbite.studios on Instagram

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i promise im going to stop posting about it soon but the most insane thing about the Banana Discourse is that like. there are already lots of fruits that are of limited availability in the USA because they're not grown there and they haven't enforced massive export economies for them at gunpoint. you'd think by the way these people talk that usamericans are rioting in the streets and committing mass suicide because they can't buy a papaya or a durian or a dragonfruit at the gas station. like there's already fruits that are comparatively scarce in the USA and everyone seems to have survived that being the case but you point out that socialist revolution would require a scale back from Total Banana Ubiquity and people legitimately act like it's white genocide

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Sometimes I just think of when Cardan is telling Jude about the whole thing where her exile was just a scheme or whatever, I think of how Cardan just wanted Jude to be proud of him, proud because he fooled everyone, just like she does. I think about it and break just a little bit more, because that's how he would have made Baelkin proud, by doing what his brother would have done, so he just assumed to make Jude proud he had to do what she does. Our baby High King was just so desperate for love and validation, indeed.

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“If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse.”

Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

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so what if she's the devil? at least the devil has a job <3

insta: ooolivaz

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the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

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chaotic muppets interview

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Nothing will ever be as good as Jude running into Cardan's arms and him holding her as if she's the only solid thing in the world.

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Cardan's Letters to Jude | Different Font Version

I did it i finally did it I have updated the earlier Link and included these new letters. Sadly, I did not find any font which matched the original perfectly so i had to make do with the images available online and Paper Textures from Unsplash and such sites.

I've uploaded them in three different textures and one plain background, If you need them with any other background, you can ask me.

Full Letters in PDF form are in this gdrive folder

Note - I do not own these letters or characters, this is a fan-work made with the intention of printing and private use only

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In 2023 I have to get gayer

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holly is going to Actually murder us