sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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how did integra think this would work out
integra: behold, your enemy
seras: uwu
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I refuse to become another mystery.
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Hello archivist
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me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off
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i think the hardest part about this job is not being able to say What The Fuck
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The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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We came across this billboard at dusk in the middle of nowhere.
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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
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"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
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