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mercsandmonsters · 4 hours
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
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mercsandmonsters · 2 days
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It's National Pretzel Day!
I'ma get me some free pretzels today!
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mercsandmonsters · 2 days
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mercsandmonsters · 2 days
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mercsandmonsters · 2 days
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Which cake should I go with for my birthday in June?
For the past few years, I wanted to do a Selena-inspired birthday party. I was going to save that idea for my Doble Quinceanera (30th birthday), but I think I'll do an Elvis-themed 30th birthday. For right now, I need to pick out a cake. Ever since I started watching Supernatural, I wanted a Supernatural birthday cake, too. I think Wednesday would be a good one, too. I have the decorations for Wednesday, but I don't know what the local grocery store has for their Wednesday design. Below are the cake ideas. None of those pictures are mine.
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mercsandmonsters · 2 days
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Do you think Elvis would like SpongeBob SquarePants or not?
Tagged: @vintagepresley and @deke-rivers-1957
I wonder if he would have liked all the tropical stuff to the karate.
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mercsandmonsters · 3 days
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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mercsandmonsters · 4 days
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I know my mom's in pain, but what she doesn't get to do is be disrespectful.
My mom's surgery for her Achilles heel is next Friday. The week is going too slow. She yelled at me for leaving the printer on. I tried to print something and she got mad at me. When I said, "You messed it up," she started yelling to unplug the printer. Mind you, this printer is only a few months old, and I bought it with my money. I thought she was going to get physical with me before I unplugged the printer and plugged it back in. I know that you're in pain, Mom. What you don't do is yell at everyone and be disrespectful. Frankly, I'm tired of turning the other cheek with her. Hopefully, when my friend's mom can help me get my waiver so I can get the hell out of dodge. I love my mother, but I don't want to be around her if she's just going to be rude and disrespectful. It's becoming clear that we need to distance ourselves for a while. I don't know how that will work seeing as I don't have a driver's license or car, but I may have to distance myself from my family for a while.
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mercsandmonsters · 4 days
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mercsandmonsters · 5 days
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Birthday Boy (Open rp)
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"It's my 42nd birthday!" Jack shouted
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mercsandmonsters · 5 days
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I have both the highland cow and horse security blankets in my Amazon cart, but I don't like the way the highland cow is looking at me.
I really don't. Its staring is so goddamn creepy.
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mercsandmonsters · 5 days
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My cousin's baby shower is next Sunday.
She wants the highland cow blanket for her son. I'm afraid of cows, but I'll get it for her, but I'ma sneak a horse blanket in there, too. Especially, since the Kentucky Derby, the first of the Triple Crown races, is the day before.
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mercsandmonsters · 5 days
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My birthday and surgery is in a few weeks.
If you want to send me letters and stuff, just DM me. @deke-rivers-1957 @vintagepresley let me know if you wanna send me anything.
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mercsandmonsters · 9 days
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"That sounds adventurous," Adam answered.
There were certain genres of books that Adam enjoyed, now that Belle was around. Before, he wouldn't care about what was on his shelf. Now, that Belle has shown him the wonders of literacy, he can enjoy them again.
Happiness (Closed rp)
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Adam sat across the table from Belle. He smiled at her. He was in a rather chipper mood. Usually, he was either in a foul mood or limbo with his feelings. However, this morning had him happy for a change.
"Good morning, Belle," Adam greeted.
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mercsandmonsters · 9 days
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"Dean, what are you talking about?" Sam asked, shocked that his elder brother was responding to him this way, "You can have a break too, but why are you shouting? What has gotten you this upset?"
Closed starter: @mercsandmonsters
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❛ 𝐄nough of the bullshit ˏ I cant be expected to fix every goddamn thing 。 What about me shouldn’t I have a break too .ᐣ ❜
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mercsandmonsters · 12 days
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Once again, my dream horse gets away from me.
It was a distance issue. Where I live in Pennsylvania is too far from the farm, and the Sisters aren't able to meet us halfway.
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