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i am a simple man. I see a creature. I walk over and pet the creature. This is what life is all about baby

#me unprompted every dnd session #“hey have you ever pet a cat who's just really small... and they're so soft” #the dnd group sighing because they've heard this exact statement every other session for the last several years

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is a man not entitled to the sweat dripping down his own balls?

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yeah it’s gone now, sorry about that

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Honestly, a not-insignificant contributing factor to my mid-20s gender crisis is that I used to think I was viscerally repulsed by playing as male characters in video games, but eventually I realised it was literally just playing as smarmy brown-haired thirtysomething dudes with an emotional range running the gamut from dull surprise to generic rage that put me off, and basically every other sort of male player character was fine. It's just that this happened to be when the Uncharted series was really taking off, so a solid 50% of all male video game protagonist fit that mould! Nathan Drake sucks so much that he made me question my gender, is what I mean to say.

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Pawttery (via thegatheringinrogers)

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I AM THAT IS

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this fucking comment about ocelot i’m crying

#eliashaverson

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interpreting some FAITH demons

was actually pretty fun

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"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

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im a guy, i have a mullet, im not butch, its just hair. i fully support everyone in the lgbt community

thank you for sharing your story.

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hey don't cry... sigourney weaver and winona ryder in alien resurrection okay?