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hi saints it’s pavlov’s dog anon back at it again (so sorry for taking so long, but if u genuinely are serious about wanting a tooth charm…….i’d be very excited to make one) BUT what do we think about odontophiliac evan? like, i can’t stop thinking about it. i want him purposefully removing his lover’s molars and storing them in tiny jars to put on display. or he stares at barty with a completely unwavering expression and says, “i’m going to touch your teeth” and he just…jabs his finger into barty’s mouth and starts stroking over his teeth, pressing the pad of his finger against sharp canines…he doesn’t know why there’s literal warmth pooling in his belly because that guy does not feel Warm Things. i want evan pinning barty down to the bed and practically unhinging his jaw just so he can admire barty’s teeth. he’s got some 1800s old school medical bag, pulling out the most obscure tools just to poke and prod the inside of barty’s mouth. like i feel as though i’m going somewhere with this, and i need your Thoughts

tooth charm anon!!! how i missed you!!! oh my god yes please 🦷🦷. we could even match!

this ask is so gorgeous. the dynamic of Barty fondly holding himself in place while his Little Blonde Freak pulls out his molars with pliers, shoves fingers in his mouth, sucks his tongue, and generally uses him as a living doll to blandly experiment on is so crucial. i see barty as having really nice teeth anyway... evan probably asks to see them up close when they're "still friends", (barty is panting at this opportunity) and he finds himself sitting there with his fingers buried in barty's mouth, trembling and wondering why he's fighting the urge to give his front teeth a lick. asks barty to bite him hard enough to leave a mark he can study afterwards.

i'm firmly of the belief that dentist!evan has a collection of antique dental headgear, rusty victorian cranks & gags to keep his mouth open (professionally!!). you'd think he'd fuck him like that, but i think evan just likes to try out all his weird tools on barty to make him drool on himself, then scold him for being messy. and barty would call it unfair, if he could speak.

#FUCK YES #as an odontophiliac myself this is the best thing ever #TEETHHHH #they're so pretty #especially barty's I think #he has the sweetest ones out there #i have all of my baby teeth in a box and i'd like to think that evan has his own too #but he wants barty's as well #pulls them out so sweetly #he's bleeding everywhere too #all over his tongue #prev starts now #dentist evan tag #I LOVE HOW we're just addicted to giving evan different paraphilias on here. and i have all of them too. #<- prev ends #loving it #:p

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Chinese Black brothers my beloved

Thinking about them staying up at night while Sirius watches Regulus make wonton dumplings with Walburga because his hands tend to shake, both of them doing a deep clean of their rooms/dorms before Lunar New Year, everyone thinks they are yelling at each other Mandarin when they are just having a casual conversation about the Quidditch, and Sirius secretly gifting Regulus red pocket money in hopes it will be enough for him to get out of Grimmauld because he knows Walburga takes his from family members.

And the pure imagery of Sirius banging pots to wake everyone to clean Gryffindor tower and Regulus vacuuming the Slytherin dungeons with Severus and waking everyone up. Sirius also hosts Lunar New Years which go on all night with Karaoke and drinking games.

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The Dyke Project manifesto printed on the back of estradiol and testogel boxes

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Whomp Whomp, this is gonna be fun to play with.

#what an insane combination of tags #:p

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“That's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."

A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!

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“That's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."

A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!

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why didn't anyone tell me it was lesbian visibility week

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Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

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"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

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fatima aamer bilal, excerpt from moony moonless sky’s ‘my body is a slaughterhouse’.

[text id: and i carry a rib retractor with me, ready to pour my heart out to anyone who would listen. / i have broken everyone with how hard it is to be around me.]

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#lyricist of her generation they say #<- prev #:p

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Hi Neil! This is kind of a silly question, regarding an ask you recently got. SInce you said you like the slang word "pookie", who would be more likely to call the other pookie, Crowley or Aziraphale? Sorry to bother you and thank you for your time and hard work.

I'm afraid I'm already way over "pookie". As Gen Z words go, it's really kind of four hours ago. Please do not use it again in my presence.

#screaming over this #neil you fucking bozo #i love you so much #:p

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would you still love me if I was in my third trimester of decomposing?

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there are so many things on gods green earth that are not platonic but are also not romantic. the erotic, the familial, the unconditional, weird codependency, weird codependency (hatred edition), etc. let us all broaden our horizons

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humbly requesting the rosier twins hcs you have

mil i left this sitting for ages but it’s because i think about them too much </3. my favorites tbqh

i have this hc that twins are more common in magic families & fraternal twins don’t really exist. boy-girl pairs are exceptionally rare and they still come out nearly identical.

evan and pandora are raised by their 107-year-old grandparents in an old pureblood country estate, far from other children. rosier estate is dusty and eclectic and littered with these bottle-glass greenhouses

they’re BOTH trans. but they grew up so wrapped in each other, so used to trading places, when they are about 7 they resolve this by simply swapping names.

pandora is born “evan” and vice versa, and when they make the permanent switch no-one thinks twice

they’re scientists/inventors at their core. theyre lowkey neglected and free to explore the estate & experiment. very weird, morbid children. always want to know what’s at the center of things. they “hide” their experiments by nodding their heads demurely, saying they were at their studies, but they were at the brook catching newts to practice homemade spells on

evan is the healer & doctor. he cares about how bodies work. pandora is the chemist & spellmaker. she cares about how magic works.

they both are low empathy but pandora is more outwardly charming so it’s harder to tell.

VERY undersocialized. i think they were homeschooled until 3rd year & coming to hogwarts is a tough transition for them. at school they start switching places again (to get out of classes, take exams for the other, etc)

related to that: pandora is the talented duelist, the more magically gifted. when people describe evan as such, they were probably seeing her in his place. evan’s the more meticulous. his experiments don’t go awry like hers do

evan’s patronus is a two-headed viper & pandora’s patronus is a two-headed mongoose because even the projection of their souls come in two halves. do you get it now???

people make the apollo/artemis parallel a lot but i disagree. i see them as perses & pasiphaë, twin golden-headed sorcerers, children of the sun, entwined like minks.

#the twins #i love that headcanon of them switching names #it lives in my mind #evan rosier #pandora rosier #:p

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currently can’t stop thinking about dj barty doing sets in shitty underground clubs and playing the most god awful remixes of obscure post-punk with evan in the booth behind him sitting cross-legged on a speaker or something and looking somehow both entirely out of place and like he was sent from the heavens to be there. and he’s not even drinking or really listening to the music he’s just watching barty’s hands move over the decks completely unaware that when the strobe lights hit him he’s causing half the people in the crowd to think they’re having hallucinations that angels have started to come to earth, because everything from his shirt to the too-white whites of his eyes are glowing so brightly under the light that he literally has a halo. but anyway barty’s just zoned out playing off-beat bauhaus mixes till there are blisters on his fingers and occasionally glancing back at him to check he’s still there. etc etc.

they sleep during the day, in a one-bedroom with black mold & peeling wallpaper, to come alive at night. if you ask barty how he met evan, he'll laugh and tell you he fell from the sky right into his lap. barty used to steal credit cards from the purses of the girls he took home, and now he pawns the lost phones he finds after his shows, buys evan a popsicle on his walk home. feeds him from his palm, pets his head, and clicks his tongue to beckon him all like a stray cat. you can watch him weaving through crowds heading up the booth, evan mutely clutching his sleeve, shielding evan with his body.

bartoloměj always looks like he's trying to kill himself slowly, dresses like he doesn't exist outside the scene, chipped his front tooth clean in half with his tongue piercing. he's always got that Thing shadowing him (his little angel), who dresses like a schoolchild and doesn't speak, pay rent, dance, or do much of anything but stare. he's terrifying. whenever barty takes anything, evan obediently sticks his tongue out, expecting half (when barty spins out he always clutches evan's shoulders, asks: are you alright, rosie? are you alright?, even though evan is the one who's fine). barty loves the music. evan doesn't like any music much at all, but he appreciates the science of it, memorizes barty's hands. everyone knows they're together, but no-one asks if they're married or dating or anything. it's more like barty has a shadow, and they're going to live forever, a pair.

#i want you so bad for this omg #legit evan is not human #he's not a creature either #he's just an alien #we love him for it #my boys #roskiller #:p

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