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raointean · 2 days
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jayselegy · 1 year
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Duke: How would you guys describe Damian?
Dick: He’s clever, brave, resourceful—
Tim: Tiny, feral, and ready to throw hands with god
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stareggie · 2 months
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remus: how many hours of sleep did you get last night?
sirius: 3 hours, believe it or not.
remus: straight?
sirius: no, bisexual.
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dragon-ascent · 14 days
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Imagine pre Liyue Zhongli getting all sad and lethargic all of a sudden which gets Guizhong and all the adepti worried cause what could’ve gotten the great dragon god so sad all of a sudden?? Then when they finally decided to question Zhongli and see what’s wrong he starts going on and on about how he misses his mortal spouse who’s gone and how much he prays to see them again, and now the adepti/gods are all like “Oh no did death finally take its toll on the poor mortal?” And try to comfort Zhongli through his loss….
Then turns out his spouse is pretty much 100% fine they’ve just come down with a cold and haven’t been able to make the trek up to Zhongli’s abode while they recover.. and Zhongli knows about this
HAHA omg you're cooking and it's 1000% something he'd do lmao. At first he'd also assume that the cold means his spouse is going to pass - which elicits a whooole other reaction from the poor god. But anyway. Once that's been explained and out of the way, he'd stick to being all sad and pouty, just staring off into the horizon as though you're off at war and he's a helpless maiden waiting for you to get back.
He might even ask Ping and/or Guizhong if they could construe sorrowful melodies with a ring of longing and hope, in hopes the tune can reach your ears. He'd etch little pieces of poetry on leaves and cast them to the wind, murmuring your name a thousand times.
And once you've recovered? Oh boy Rex is gonna be doting on you all day and night in hopes of ensuring you'll never fall sick.
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squirrellypoo · 3 months
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From Jacob's amazing Place2B Children's Mental Health Week fundraising video
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daleyeahson · 1 year
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Joe really said “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” 😂
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rayllurn · 9 months
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Wizard of Awkward ✨
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Copia: I was walking a friend home last night, and I mentioned to her that I’m quite oblivious about when someone likes me. I said “someone could smack me in the head and I wouldn’t know they were into me.” She then smacked me in the head, and I responded with “Ow! What the hell was that for!?”
Terzo: I mean, to be fair, you did specifically tell her that wouldn’t work.
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Rip Val, the 2012-2015 yuno gasai, killing stalking, yandere tumblr girlies would've loved ur ass
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strawberrysodaslut · 11 months
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just so we’re clear JAMES POTTER HAS A TUMMY
A SQUISHY LOVEY TUMMY
AND WE LOVE IT
he is a BIG BOY
RESPECT THAT IN THIS HOUSE
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ttwistedtransistorr · 5 months
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no one is as excited to hear the piggly wiggly in their ears as I
Ah yes! The piggly wiggly! It soon shall bless our ears!!!
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ghostkaat · 1 month
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huaisang is intelligent. but huaisang is not smart. huaisang is a dumbass
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athenepromachos · 1 year
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This 👇👇👇👇👇👇
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😁😁😁😁😁
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allweleftunspoken · 2 years
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tao talking about nick: i bet he’s a whole different person when he’s with his bRo dUdE friends
nick with his bro dude friends: that’s HOMOPHOBIC and i dON’T LIKE YOU
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Some Internet Idiot: Being heterosexual during Pride Month is like being a Jew in Nazi Germany.
Secondo: It’s true. A sympathetic gay couple has sheltered me in their attic for the last five days. The Gaystapo came yesterday and interrogated my benefactors, but thankfully didn’t search the house; at least, not this time. I’m putting them in terrible danger, but I don’t know what else to do. I know what happens to those who protect breeders, and so do they. How long will they be willing to risk their lives for me? I trust them; I have to. What happens when the Closet Police come back though? What will happen when they’re forced to choose between their safety and mine? I can only pray it never comes to that. A crowd is marching in the street today. I can hear them chanting “YAS QUEEN! YAS QUEEN!” outside the walls of my hiding place. I can’t tell if it’s the stomping of their thigh-high boots or my own trembling, but it feels like an earthquake inside my own head. There’s so many of them. I need to stay positive, but I can feel the spidery thread of hope slipping through my fingers like handfuls of ultra-fine glitter slip through theirs. Why didn’t I listen after Homonacht?! I could have left! There was still time! But, I didn’t listen… There’s no escape now; only hiding. Hiding, and waiting for Pride Month to be over…
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