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Special: I cannot put into words how much I fucking loathe the fact that when I search for something on Youtube, it will randomly intersperse blocks of “people also watched” or “for you”. THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR, YOUTUBE! I typed in a search query because I wanted to see results for that specific thing, not random, unrelated garbage you have placed in my way, apparently to either inconvenience me or force me to scroll further for actual results. I despise your wretched little games! Every time I see it, I can only instantly close the tab as I am overcome with the urge to burn something down!
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sister-kym · 11 months
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Sometimes home isn't four walls. Sometimes it's two mismatched eyes, an angelic voice and Satanic lyrics.
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infectiouspiss · 1 year
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everyone posting about people demonizing taintposting Well where’s the fucking taint image. put your money where your mouth is
brother i am your girltaint dealer
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pathologising · 10 months
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hm. didnt like that one! godspeed
U don't like my taintposting
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grosssguyarchive · 7 years
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my taint? oh you mean my tussy???
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papafuckingemeritus · 2 years
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If you’re not in the Taintposting group you’re missing out
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ooccoo · 4 years
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shame that i always write pure fucking gold when rebutting tinder men but when i try to make a good tumblr post my whole brain turns into the absolute slowest unproved goopy whole wheat dough the world has ever seen
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Terzo: *In a sermon* In conclusion; if Satan himself requires consent to enter a person’s body, So. Do. You!
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Omega: I just saw Copia cry in the library for about 5-6 minutes, then his phone went off and he just stopped crying and went back to work like nothing happened??? Secondo: It’s called “time management”, Omega.
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Sister of Sin: Haha! You’re so cute and funny!
Rain: O.o 
Sister of Sin: You okay there?
Rain: *unintelligible screeching*
Swiss: What have you done!? He doesn’t know how to take compliments!
Rain: *shrieking while vibrating*
Swiss: ‘Sup, ugly fuck.
Rain: *stops* ‘Sup. 
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Copia: Good luck sending me mixed signals. I don’t even understand the direct ones!
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Mountain: Hey, Swiss? Swiss: *trying to go to sleep* Yeah? Mountain: I just realized something. The spiders currently living in Buckingham Palace are probably the descendants of the spiders that lived there in the Victorian Era. It’s an entire parallel royal family, just with spiders instead of people. Swiss: It’s 3 AM, and I’m hung over; please, go to bed.
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Sibling of Sin: You’re so considerate!
Copia: Thanks! I was raised in constant fear of upsetting anyone, so, ya know. *finger guns*
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Copia: Every “scummy sewer rat” used in modern TV and film is actually a healthy, chubby little baby with a nice shiny coat because she lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches. I say “she” because almost every rat you see on TV or film is a female. Male rats have enormous balls, and they don’t want to show that on camera. All of the lovely ladies that appeared in the Rats music video are my darling little babies, and they did an amazing job!
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Terzo: Pro tip! Spice up your panic attack with a kazoo! Does it help? No! But, the sound is a lot more fun than the sound of sobbing!
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Secondo: I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard someone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody? It is a six minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, five sections that are completely different stylistically, and no chorus. YET, it was number one on the UK singles chart twice, 15 years apart. It is one of the most, if not THE most, popular singles of all time. An absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of actually learning it, do you? You expect me to believe there was no magic involved? I rest my case!
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