Sebastian: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".
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Damian: I’m sorry I insulted you. I was trying to flirt.
Jon: . . .
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*chester voice* you kids these days with your 'Pro Nouns'. back in MY day no one referred to each other >:| AND THAT WAS HOW WE LIKED IT!!!!!!
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inspired by my favorite post
[image description: art of Magnus chase. He is wearing a green shirt and denim jacket with a necklace that has a white stone with an F written on it. He is extending his hand towards the screen with a kind smile. There’s a text bubble next to his face that reads: “lets take ibuprofen together”. End description.]
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arthur "heroin is good for you actually" kirkland
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Fyodor going to a museum be like:
Fyodor: no, the Romans actually didn't do that, that's a myth
Worker: with all due respect, we are a museum and our staff are experts in their fields so I think they would know-
Fyodor: bitch were they there? Didn't see them there when I was gossiping and drinking fine wine with julius caesar
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You: When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Billy Knight: Your husband 🥰
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Y'all ever thought about if Damian and Jason got in a Argument Jason will straight up say "I fucked your mom" without hesitation? Since he's dated Talia. Like it'll straight up go
Damian: that's why you're the Family mistake, Todd.
Jason: oh yeah? Well guess what?
Damian: I'm not playing your ga—
Jason: I fucked your mom.
*Babs, Cass and Tim in the background like*
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Rain: "Water solves every problem you can think of."
Rain: "Want to lose weight? Drink water. Getting headaches? Drink water."
Rain: "Annoyed by someone?"
Rain: "Drown them."
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“Donate to the children’s fund?! Why? What have children ever done for me?”
I finally got my iPad back and this is the first thing I draw
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do i even need to caption this
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