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#incorrect six of crows quotes
thesuntomyshadows · 3 days
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Kaz: You just said 'I love you.'
Y/N: *Panicking* I say I love you all the time!
Y/N: *To Jesper as he walks past* I love you, Jes.
Jesper: Aww, I love you too, Y/N.
Y/N: See? Means nothing.
Jesper: Hey!
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drieddpetals · 12 hours
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the crows as random out of context things me and my friends have said
pt. 4 (mostly wesper) (also it's kinda short but idc)
wylan: "drove for the first time saturday, only cried once!"
wylan: "you look gobsmacked"
jesper: "what smacked?? 😏🤨"
jesper: *coughs*
wylan: "you know, your cough kind of sounds like a bomb going off"
jesper: "what 😭😭"
wylan: "it's like... two quick coughs in rapid succession"
jesper: "...in rapid succession??"
wylan: "yeah... no offense to your cough, it's a great cough, but you know"
jesper: "...sure"
wylan: "is that lignite?"
jesper: "LIGNITE MY BALLS!!!!"
wylan: 😐
nina: "i was speaking german you racist little bitch"
jesper: *about to take a test* "should i pray to God, Jesus, or Albert Einstein?"
wylan: "all of the above"
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amphorographia · 11 months
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Jesper: If a beautiful man or woman disagrees with me I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.
Wylan: Well, maybe you should have principles.
Jesper: You're right, maybe I should.
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octobers-veryown · 1 year
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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Kaz Brekker but I acknowledge his flaws (none, he’s perfect) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) an call him out on his actions (which are always right).
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filmyocean · 1 year
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Kaz: Here's my dossier on Pekka Rollin's moves and strategies to beat him
Inej: Why are some of the pages written in crayon?
Kaz: I started compiling when I was a kid
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hoovii · 9 months
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The Crows as Things My Friends Have Said:
Kaz: Am I your dad? No.
Wylan: Do you wanna be?
Wylan: If you don’t come I’m gonna murder you
Jesper to Nina: That’s not the first time he’s said that to me
Kaz every time he has a plan: Y’all wanna get dressed up and go downtown where they shoot us?
Inej: I am like an Olympic level snitcher
Matthias: You’re so annoying! Speak English
Nina: Woah! Just cause I’m bilingual
Jesper: Ok guys let me lay out my life goals for you. The first is to have loads and loads of money
Wylan talking about his dad: He’s going to Barbados in January
Kaz: Well I hope he can afford it after I take all his money
Nina: We’ll teach you how to be a witch just don’t tell your parents
Jesper: This is like prison
Matthias: It’s even worse when you speak
Van Eck: Our bank account got hacked like 2 weeks ago. We don’t have any money
Kaz: I hacked a bank account like 2 weeks ago! Crazy how it lines up like that
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lunarthecorvus · 3 months
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The crows as conversations from my grishaverse discord server
Nina: I could fuck a cake rn
NO A BURGER
BOTH
Wylan: NINA
Nina: Yes, darling?
Wylan: THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU DON'T SAY OUT LOUD
Nina: FINE I'LL KEEP IT INSIDE
Jesper: [replying to I could fuck a cake rn] relatable
Wylan: [replying to relatable] LOVE
Jesper: [replying to LOVE] WHY LIE
(All I will say it that I was one of the people, and I was sleep deprived... it may have been the same time as my dangerous flower post... I'm not sure. You could guess as to who I was)
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thecrxwclub · 1 year
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Inej: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but I really think this time I’m—
Kaz: That’s because you’re too short to do so.
Inej:
Inej: I take it back, listen here you motherfucker—
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theenchantress36 · 1 year
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Nina treating Inej's wound
Nina: You know, Inej, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^-^
Matthias overhears
Matthias:
Matthias: Kaz.
Matthias: I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.
Kaz: Say no more, bitch.
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thesuntomyshadows · 2 days
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Kaz: Is everything okay in there?
Y/N: *Trying to dye their hair but it's gone completely wrong* Everythings wrong, nothing is fine!
Kaz: What?
Y/N: I ment everythings fine, nothings wrong!
Kaz: Yeah, for some reason I'm not buying that...
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drieddpetals · 4 months
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jesper and wylan: *standing under mistletoe*
jesper: "hey wylan" *points up*
wylan: *looks up* "omg mistletoe! did you know mistletoe is actually a parasite? they grow in big bunches up in trees and slowly suck all the nutrients out of their hosts :)"
jesper: "how romantic"
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amphorographia · 10 months
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Jesper: Hey Kaz, would you stab Inej in the leg for 10 million kruge?
Inej: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Kaz: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Inej: Good thinking.
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jeansyvesmoreau · 2 years
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Kaz: Inej, Inej, do the thing
Inej: *laughs*
Kaz: oh my god
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filmyocean · 2 months
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Nina: Are you trying to get me to like you? Kaz: Pfft. No Nina: Good, 'cause it's not working. You weird, hair-gelled CPR dummy Kaz: Kaz: It's pomade!
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hoovii · 9 months
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