the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up
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hair care tips for every other hair type: after I shampoo I make sure to follow up with a conditioner that will help add strength and shine
hair care tips for 4C texture hair: now after I use my 4th anti-breakage oil and 3rd deep moisturizer cream I offer a prayer to a god among the Egyptian pantheon because Jesus has not responded well to my prayers to stop shrinkage
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the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven
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me, on my posts: *writes as little info as humanly possible*
me, in the tags: so anyway, all my problems started on a hot summer day in the late 90′s, when i was born…
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Smoldering Maw Siishi
From Patreon
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new best hello street cat character
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Game recognize game
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I hope you realize that if Joe Biden loses the nomination you will be solely, personally responsible.
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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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are you doing more mtn dew hair im enamored. suggesting Live Wire and White Out
I didnt consider white out because I usually go with white hair casually like its my go to outside of colored hair lol
I'll probably do livewire or sweet lightning next but theres only so far the bit can go and I kinda want to have a fire look with black ombre going into red n orange
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spiderman. opinions on rhode island
your mom rhode my island last night
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