at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*
the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way
going insane by one line from tng of “China was thought to be a myth until Marco Polo proved it was real” or something. Jean luc what do you mean. Ive been googling “Marco polo discover China” and it’s all just like yeah he went to China at some point and recorded some of tge culture. As far as I know no claims of China being thought to be a legendary mystery place before polo. Captain what did you mean by this. Jean-Luc
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