mikojohn

[mikojohn]

omg. it's so embarrassing switching blogs sometimes, because then i start accidentally reblogging to the wrong one ... i'm not good at this website ...

#chai.txt #did i .. spell “reblogging” right..? #the evil red squiggle of misspelled words keeps taunting me ...

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I make myself laugh rlly

#THE SWITCHERRRRR #i like this A LOT

[mikojohn]

dude ADHD sucks so bad, it's like one of those audience input twitch streams where people can add new parameters to the game to screw you over for fun. "puddingtruck49 just paid 8 dollars to make you forget your debit card pin in the checkout line"

[mikojohn]

white people it's me ao3 i need $10000 my friend destiel can prove it's me. hey this is destiel please send ao3 $10000 he'll pay you back when he gets access to his bank account.

[mikojohn]

Isn't House problematic??

i live in one so i hope not

[mikojohn]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

#so true ... i want a mozzy stick right now :(

[mikojohn]

please consider streamer es. “chat what do we think about triage after that- oh thank you for the ten dollar superchat! ‘he has a wife and kids?? aint no way i can propose to him now’. general opinion is that his wife and kids are dead i think you might have a chance”

#WAIT THIS IS VERY FUNNY ...

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type shit i be on

[mikojohn]

a fujoshi will always have 2 men to mash together while a himejoshi must find yuri in the way the wind blows through a field of grass

[mikojohn]

wait check this out

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"you've got six names and two pronoun sets in your bio, how should people refer to you?" easy. every time you want to talk to or about me you roll 1d6 for name and flip a coin for pronoun set. if you've got an INT stat of 15 or lower you also have to roll to see whether you survive my eldritch blast, but that's mostly unrelated

#exactly ...

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you’re laughing. they’re horrifically misinterpreting my favorite character’s personality and you’re laughing

#😭

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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

#so true ...

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i miss the real gun emoji so much

#nothings been the same since we lost her

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#he's cool

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bring his ass to a simmer

[mikojohn]

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES