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Ella Purnell plays characters who have no idea what the fuck is going on

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[Image ID: an instagram post from @/nationalsjp of six students at the McMurdo Station in Antartica, standing in snow and ice, holding a palestinian flag and signs that say "Antartic workers for Gaza", "Ceasefire", and "Fund science not genocide"]

protests have literally made it to antartica

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#don't mock em please :( #they're literally children still. some are literal babies #why would you do this to them.....

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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

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u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read

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Hey, for everyone saying xenogenders are chronically online: Today in psych class we talked about gender dysphoria and I got to illustrate my view of gender graphically. It looked like a venn diagram with four heavily overlapping circles - one of them was xenogender.

My class was ENTIRELY receptive to it. This receptiveness included a straight, cis, white, christian male who had never heard of it before. And he was totally cool with it! We even took two minutes going on about what our gender would be if we described it in xenic terms. My teacher said he'd be the point of a mountain that intersects with clouds in the sky. Another said a ball of lint. I said the ocean. Not one of us said it was "impossible" or "cringe" or any of that xenogender-phobic shit.

If you're xenogender you're valid. The world, the real, offline world thinks so too. What's "chronically online" and "cringe" is being full of hate.

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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Nobody in this game has any chill

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Hanzo fattening up as a sign of him healing. You agree.

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hey you know how in the late nineties we all went batshit for gregorian chants as like, a genre, for inexplicable reasons?

did the gffa have an equally baffling love for Jedi hymns for a hot second. can you go to any spopshop (space opshop) and find approximately 346 discs of Jedi hymns vol 32 in the music section. are there nightcore remixes of 'hymn to the force(in h minor)', popularly known in temple as 'please grant me serenity so I might not punch this senator in the face'.

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the fact that there are white people going "omg they're just like us" about people in south, south east, south west asia and africa and south america like it's some huge revelation that we're all human is so fucking dismal to me. what do you mean you never considered the personhood of the people who don't look like you or don't have your culture? why do you think that you're unique in your suffering? why do you think you deserve praise for realizing that we're all human?

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