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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

#>:[

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#get plopped in the ocean

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girl is that a curder burger in your pocket or is your penis fried and full of cheese

#fav

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i get that we all love cecil or whatever but casual reminder they michelle nguyen is actually canonically the most fashionable person in night vale

#somehow im not suprised #love that for her #michelle nguyen #wtnv

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little did he know, plant growths there were

#hes so smushed #worm reporter right there #wtnv #cecil palmer

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Friendly reminder that Cecil writes Saw fanfic.

#dont forget the jaws slash fic he makes his interns beta! #wtnv #cecil palmer #cecil gershwin palmer

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I'm gonna be honest I have zero idea what people use their queues for. Y'all are getting all of my posts at once the moment I wake up.

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how can you hate Kevin he literally talks like he's throwing a "^-^" between every few sentences

#hes so silly for that #wtnv #kevin wtnv

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One thing I really love about the In Blood/Space War arc is how it let us all know that no, Carlos wasn't a reasonable man slightly wary of this radio host who proclaimed love for him on his very first day in town.

No. He was equally as unhinged, bringing a random trinket he didn't even know the workings of just to have something to do, an excuse to go see Cecil.

This man truly heard Cecil say LIVE, in front of the WHOLE town, that he was in love with him, in the middle of a bunch of weird news and what not, and he thought "oh, I HAVE to go see him" and then panicked in the middle of his visit, made up an excuse and ran.

He's bonkers. I adore him madly.

#this romance is in no way shape or form one soded #it nevers has been and we love them for it #cecilos #wtnv

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i drew young tamika flynn! it was just supposed to be a few simple sketches, but here we are.

#its HER #smol tamika my beloved #love love love the colors #wtnv #tamika flynn

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#although they can be fun im not a huge fan of the predestinedness of soulmark aus #i find they create really unrealistic worldbuilding too #idk just not always my cup of tea

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Statement of Neil Cicierega, regarding a truck show he attended in early 2014.

#☠️

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*grabs both your hands in gesture of sincerity*

Don't let this die. Taylor Swift is the Pollution Queen now. We need meme edits with her photoshopped onto backgrounds of wildfire-ravaged landscapes and oil refineries chugging out black smoke.

Photo of smudgy black eye shadow? That's THE Taylor Swift-inspired look now, it represents fossil fuels.

We need parodies of Taylor Swift songs about pollution and killing polar bears.

Give her representatives a full-time job for the rest of their lives defending her from the phrase "Pollution Queen." Make this meme a the figurehead of an entire fleet of other celebrity-terrorizing memes.

"But this doesn't dismantle the system that—" Shut. Don't care. Isn't it great that such a huge portion of environmental damage is being done by human individuals with egos, whose feelings can be hurt when people are mean?

Money can save you from physical harm, but can it save you from looking ridiculous?

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The City Council has said that the helicopters are our guests and they should be treated as such. The helicopters, more specifically, are uninvited guests and should be treated with fear, hatred, and uncontrolled panic.

#i love this so much #wtnv

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who wants to join the Joyous Congregation with me???