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Out of my brain and into the dump !

#urgh……… them #i need to get over them NOW #smth w me and enemies BEING lovers

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ivantill but its been cold fronted. alien stage save me......... save me alien stage.................

screenshots under cut

#i put literally any ship on there and fuck with it #cold front #cold front game #alien stage #studio investigrave #augustine orlov #winnie bosko #art #artists on tumblr #milo art:3 #augwin

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elevator hitch and alien stage on the mind but no motivation what do i do

listen to cure and imagine dopplecotag with them. and cry but thats optional

#:3c #OR ANYOTHER SHIP REALLY #i just think about toxic yaoi way too much

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I finally did it yall I made a list of my favorite Cartmanisms bc I do in fact very much enjoy writing his out of pocket ass

“Oh speaking of,” Cartman added, “let’s just sacrifice the Insulin Bitch and the brain damaged hippie to the zaliens so the rest of us can make a run for it.”

Eric was scowling. “Only I’M allowed to make comments about you two gayasses. I say we wipe the floor with those homophobes.”

“I doubt they’ll have a vest in your size, Thumbulimia.”

“Please, I have better things to do than watch the Jew have a Post Traumatic Spider Disorder episode.”

Cartman rolled his eyes, but got up to drop a five in the Fuckwad Jar. “I hate you guys, seriously. Marj, you weren’t even in the room for the Nancy joke.” The lace trim of his robe fluttered as he sat back down, which made Stan laugh again. “What’s so funny, hippie?” There weren’t really words, honestly, but he’d try. “I just… I never want us to change, you know?” “Gay.”

Eric sung a few lines of ‘Jesus Loves The Little Children’ in a creepy horror movie voice and then sprung out from his hiding spot and started blasting on an unsuspecting youth who got too close, chasing him down the field with rarely shown athleticism.

Cartman looked incredibly bored as he clicked the magazine and snapped it back into place. “Well fuck me for being prepared.”

Cartman scoffed. “He’s not doing anything but staring up at you like he’s Sleeping Goddamn Beauty and you just kissed him out of a coma.”

“Awww, looook, you guys! They’re having a gay little hurt/comfort moment again! What, you gonna kiss it better, Kahl?”

Cartman just rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “What the hell ever, Jimothy. Go stutter about it to someone else.”

“Okay, fucking first of all,” Kyle shot a glare at Cartman, “no one’s getting sacrificed. Literally, that’s not goddamn happening. AND we’re keeping this discussion CIVIL. It’s five in the morning and nobody’s slept very much. There’s not a single guy here who’s actually thinking straight.” “That would be because half of you are gay as balls.”

“Once again, I’m moving that we leave the hippie behind.” “Cartman, remind me to kick your ass when we’re out of here.” “Good luck on that if you fucking faint like one of those stupid goats again.”

Cartman was out of bullets, but he’d taken out a good chunk of the extraterrestrial undead. “Holy shit, Kahl, you better not die on us. Cockroach, remember? You’re a damn cockroach.”

“Aight, so anyway, what’s JewBot up to?” “Still at work. He’ll be home later. We’re gonna go out to dinner with the Tuckers.” “I didn’t ask for your life’s story, buttplug,”

“Oh JESUS CHRIST!!” Oh, great. Cartman had emerged from his cave. “Did I just walk into a stairwell orgy?”

“Fuck you, Kahl. Your recycled dildo and his weirdo wingman pulled me out of a Klance slowburn.” “WHO the FUCK is reading Voltron fanfiction in 2023?!” “Some of us are dedicated.”

Eric paused his self imposed quest to rob every taco truck in GTA and set aside his controller. “Hellllll no. The vampires don’t get my blood without paying me for it.”

“Geez, pack it up, Fiddler On The Roof.”

“Fatass, if he dies in a car accident because YOU made him freak, I WILL kill you.” “Good luck doing that with one leg and a fever, fleshlight.” But his voice softened. “Just try to chill out until he gets home, Kahl. Then you can be a terrible patient for someone who actually likes you.”

“Yeah, hippie. I wasn’t going to deal with you if something happened to your burning bush.”

A certain abrasive fuckwad leaned casually against the wall. “Oh, the Bubonic Jew didn’t tell you yet? I said he fell on the stairs, didn’t I? He just hurt his knee again, what else is new.” Stan made a noise of surprise and Cartman pointed his beef jerky at him. “By the way, I really don’t get why you get so stoked about lugging him around. He’s difficult.”

Cartman scurried off to inspect a leaf. “Woah, you guys! I think I just, like, discovered empathy!” “You’re looking at a plant.” “Plants have feelings too, Khal! Look at your photosynthesizing dildo back there!”

“Like he needs an excuse to get on his high horse about shit.” “I’ll kick your fat ass,” Kyle warned. “Good luck, tinkerbell.”

Cartman had planted himself into the passenger seat, munching away at that bag of funyuns. He glanced back. “What’s the ‘sitch, Ken-Possible?”

“Because, you pussy,” Cartman said with a false saccharine smile, “you have the biggest TikTok following from your gayass little songs.

“Yep.” Cartman said through a mouthful of eggs. “Plus, Clyde has an affair going with the town vet, Butters is a total twink, and Stanny boy has a boner for the Jew.”

Oh dear god. Cartman was NOT about to babysit the argumentative dickhole while the housekeeper worked. As much fun as he was to fight with, Kyle was a fierce opponent, and Cartman wasn’t really in the mood. He’d had a weird night. The cats had been on edge.

Oh, of goddamn course. The OTHER buttplug. It wasn’t a secret. Well, technically it was, because no one talked about it, but anyone with eyeballs could see that Stan and Kyle had a gayass little private relationship going on behind Craig’s back. Good for them, or whatever, but if the Spider ever got proof…

Cartman just rolled his eyes. “Scott, you glucose gobbling ass bitch, I’ve literally butchered two people. I know the human body, okay?”

“The fuck.” Cartman’s eyes widened. “Every single one of you dildos had better be praying that there’s no internal bleeding.”

Cartman put his hands up. “Gahdamn, you guys. Just trying to lighten the mood in this hot air balloon to Hell.”

“Ay! Hippie! The Jew had to stay for basketball so I’m here with your buttfucking homework-“

Cartman definitely wanted to rip on him for wallowing in his own sadness, but the sooner he got this loser to be a person again, the better. “No shit, asshole. Your fucking fleshlight is even more intolerable without you to hold him back. You need to come back to school.”

“Also, I’m telling your little prince of Egypt that he can come over. It’s not like he’s gonna catch your Sad Bitch Disease.”

Cartman strolled around the corner, now wearing his frilly ‘widow whose husband died under mysterious circumstances’ robe.

#JESUS SND I THOUFHT THAT SOME OF THESE WERE LINES FROM THE SHOW #applauses you #pats you on the back #these are so fucking funny i love how you write cartman

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Protag/Vincent

( the meme is /nsrs. )

#theyre so silly goofy funny to me #incorrect buzzer for protag

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pyrrhic. round 6

#YOU.

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hi fellas

doppelwedding

#FIFJDKFJFMV ANTAG FEARING TO WEAR HEALS HAHFHDHS #i wanna draw this wait #im drawing this ihopr you know that

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Bunny fanart

#GHELPFG ME. DEAR GOD #mmmmmmprhmphmprhrpm fucking mprhmphmrphrmphrh #loo loo loo i've got some FUCKING apples

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Reblog to give an asexual a treat

#heheeha all of the above

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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Preach it, baby, preach ! ~ 💫

#eloquent countenance #eloquent countenance game #studio investigrave #studio investigrave game #eloquent countenance forcas #milo art:3

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Is it just me or do Augustine and Winnie (Cold Front) remind you of Kyle and Kenny (South Park)? It's the ushanka hat, I swear.

YESSS mainly for augustine and kyle because when i first saw them i was like “wow…………. ushanka hat………. this is just like south park”

#:3c #south park will forever resonate with me #(ashamed but at the same time not really) #gonna sneak this in but if i were to assign winnie w a sp character it would be butters idk #sneaks another thing ITS SNOWING!!!!! AND YOU HAVE THAT HAT???!?!?! south pa

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HE'S WAITING. ADOPT HIM NOW!!!!1

#GET HIM!!!!!!!!! #hes so silly #me when! when hes arriving at my house with that stupid grin on his face! #FEW DAYS LEFT.............................. GUYS GU

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someone fill my inbox with anything pleas

#:3c

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MY k2 ZINE PIECE IS FINSIHED !! For the Back to Skool Zine!!! Free to download and to view!!!

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are the cold fronters in my area

#studio investigrave #cold front #cold front game #cold front winnie #cold front augustine #augustine orlov #winnie bosko #milo art:3 #SORRRY SOUTH PARK PEOPLE................... I'LL DRAW BUNNY SOON AGAIN I SWEAR

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what if they kissed

#oh CANON #canon i was there