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minipisi-is-dumb · 2 minutes
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it's been a while amirite fellas
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minipisi-is-dumb · 3 hours
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sometimes I wish I had ed sheeran’s phone number just so I could call him up and say SIMILES ARE GENERALLY ONLY WORTHWHILE IF THEY ADD SOMETHING TO AN IDEA. RECOGNISING THAT 2 THINGS CAN HAVE A COMMONALITY IN A VERY VAGUE WAY DOES NOT MEAN IT’S USEFUL TO REFERENCE IT. SEE: FACES CRUMBLING LIKE PASTRIES. IS SHE A BAKER? DOES SHE ENJOY A GOOD CROISSANT? IS THIS REFERENCED ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE PIECE? IF YOU ANSWER ‘NO’ TO ONE OR ALL OF THE ABOVE, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200 OR A BRIT AWARD.
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minipisi-is-dumb · 3 hours
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I wonder why
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minipisi-is-dumb · 3 hours
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Well I'm gonna say at least some of them didn't
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minipisi-is-dumb · 3 hours
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Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
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minipisi-is-dumb · 4 hours
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How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:
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(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)
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minipisi-is-dumb · 4 hours
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Being transfem really exposes just how completely full of shit society is about breasts, huh? Like apparently there was some nebulous point sometime after I started E where it stopped being okay to have my tits out in public because....... reasons i guess? Just an arbitrary event horizon of indecency
you don’t think i’m a woman? that’s fine i guess that means i can go topless everywhere now
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minipisi-is-dumb · 6 hours
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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod
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minipisi-is-dumb · 6 hours
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Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered
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minipisi-is-dumb · 6 hours
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Reminding y’all (and present Silver) that MVA!Shadow has no idea what an “LGBT” even is despite being both AroAce and Agender.
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minipisi-is-dumb · 9 hours
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The romanticization of narcos in TV or their own attempts to sound chivalrous or revolutionary or whatever the shit they try sometimes actually disgusts me, because I can think of few other people who are more useless and damaging to society in every way than narcos.
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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Checkpoint
Breaktime with the brothers.
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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Haven’t slept in a few days but it’s okay because he’s silly
He’s about to take an after school nap
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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A gift for his inner child
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up
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minipisi-is-dumb · 1 day
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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago
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