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List your top favorite characters and imagine them all waking up and to finding out that someone doodled on their faces while asleep.

Sweden:

*hisses through his teeth* Denmark.

Sweden can wash off that marker but Denmark can’t wash off that black eye.

He lets Iceland take selfies and joke around but no one else.  The scrubs it all off.  Then plots his revenge.

He ends up putting Nair hair removal in Denmark’s conditioner.  It’s easily the most hilarious and dangerous thing he’s ever done.  The Nordics never forget it.

Switzerland:

Honestly, he’d be the type to curse a lot.  Running down the hall screaming, “what the fuck is this?! what the FUCK did you do to my face?!  i’m gonna kick your fucking asses!  what the SHIT”

He know Gilbert is to blame.  No one else would be stupid enough to mess with him like this.  He sends Gilbert a coupon for a tombstone in the mail with “SOON” written on it.

I see Vash as the kind of guy who really values hygiene so he’d honestly be pretty upset that it might ruin his skin?  Like he’s certainly not vain about it but still, he’s kinda worried.

Iceland:

It would totally happen at a sleepover with the other teenage nations (Hong Kong, Taiwan, Liechtenstein, etc.).  If it was done in lipstick, he knows it was Liechtenstein, if it was sharpie he knows it was HK.  Taiwan wouldn’t do that.

Obviously no matter who did it he’ll eventually get them back.  He’ll be nicer to Liechtenstein though.  Not because she’s a girl, but because lipstick is a hell of a lot easier to get off.

Not mad either way.  It’s a sleepover.  They’re young.  It’s no biggie.  He takes selfies with it and snapchats it to everyone.  He laughs about it.

#aph switzerland #aph iceland #aph sweden #Anon

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I just saw this headcanon where China tries to be hip with Hong Kong and decorates his room full of memes. Meme bed sheets, posters, everything, etc., and it's all the dead and cringey memes that no one uses anymore. I have to ask, how would Hong Kong react to this? Coming home one day to find his bed with a giant bad luck brian on it and stuffed doges around his pepe pillows?

#aph hong kong #i think this says everything that needs to be said #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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From all the asks you've gotten,what are your top 10 favourites? (nyo!switzerland hcs,poly nordics etc.)

I think I accidentally deleted my favorite ask ;m; it was about poly nordics and the kinds of dates they would go on.

I love the wedding aesthetic asks!  I know they’re very long so most people don’t read them but I have a lot of fun making them!

I’m a sucker for asks regarding wlw, seeing as how I’m a wlw.  Particularly nyo!nations and s/o’s.

Probably just poly nordic asks in general, tbh.  

Asks about trans!Switzerland

I like a lot of my nsfw asks.  I get a little skittish writing them, though.

My trio (Austria, Switz, Sweden) and a chubby s/o.  It’s a real feel-good ask for me!

I also really liked the date aesthetic asks.  I would just love to do more aesthetic asks.

This isn’t so much about requests, but I think it’s (a little sad) but also awesome how a lot of people have messaged me AMAZED that I do poly asks because apparently I’m one of the few blogs that will regularly write them?

The Sweden’s kinks ask where I stated lowkey in an asks that Sweden is a kinky mf then like 4 of you messaged me demanding the details and finally I caved.  The best part were the SWEDEN BLOGS reblogging my post saying “hmm yeah this is canon”.

There are very few asks/requests I don’t enjoy!  While I may get busy, I do still love hetalia and I love the creativity this blog lets me use.

#the admin speaks #I love u guys #Anon

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I loved the poly nordics ask! Could you please write headcanons where the poly nordics and their s/o are watching an horror movie,and s/o gets scared and constantly changes their place?like sitting on finlands lap and than the next moment under a blanket with Denmark etc.

Honestly, be amazed they’re all watching a horror movie together.  Sve’s kind of a chicken.  It was probably Finland’s idea.

The only person who remotely has an issue with it is Norway?  He thinks it’s silly.  The movie’s totally fake!

Denmark laughs as their s/o wiggles their way into the blanket with him.  He lets their s/o just chill and hide out on his lap.

Finland loves this shit.  Cuddle him.  Hide in his chest.  Cling to him; it makes him melt.

Iceland just lets the s/o do their thing.  He doesn’t really seem to care one way or the other.  But if they block his view of the movie he’ll playfully push them off his lap.

Lastly, Sve.  The s/o and Sve are both crying.  They are in fear.  Eventually the Nordics all form a big cuddle pile to calm the both of them down, even Norway.  He makes fun of the both of them for weeks though.

#aph iceland #aph norway #aph sweden #aph finland #aph denmark #aph nordics #hetalia headcanons #dorkysprinkleasian

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nyo!nordics going shopping with their fem!best friend and realizing they have feelings for their fem!best friend?

hmu with that wlw appreciation !!  Also I’m doing this on the basis that the fem!best friend is sapphic.

Nyo!Denmark:

This woman is many, many things.  Subtle is not one of them.

Tries to flirt really hard, very obvious about it.  Encourages her crush to try on a lot of stuff and then calls her beautiful every time she puts something new on.

90% chance she can’t control herself by the end of the day and just plants a smooch on her crush.

Nyo!Norway:

The exact opposite of Denmark.  Super subtle and soft with the little flirting she does.

Offering to carry her crush’s things, the occasional brush of the hand, telling her that she thinks her crush would look cute in something hanging in a window.

Has to let her feelings simmer for a little bit before making an actual move.  Does not act on her feelings during the trip.

Nyo!Finland:

A talkative little thing!  Can’t help but ramble when she spends the day with her newfound crush.

Buys them something cutesy and matching, like a pair of little heart necklaces or something.

Accidentally blurts out her feelings by the end of the trip.  Poor girl just couldn’t help herself.

Nyo!Iceland:

The two of them are just sitting, taking a break when Iceland realizes. Maybe her crush laughs or tells a corny joke.  Ice stares at her friend horrified and whispers “oh no”

Her crush is very concerned with how weird Iceland is acting now.  Why has she been staring at her shoes for the past twenty minutes? Why is she sweating?

Her crush actually figures it out herself and give Ice a smooch on the cheek before the night ends.  Iceland faints.

Nyo!Sweden:

Again, not very subtle, but even worse.

The girl stares at her crush.  Nonstop.  Eventually her crush asks about it.

“Sve is something wrong?  What are you staring at?” “A goddess” “sVE”

You know the phrase ‘miss me with that gay shit’? Well Sve, is the opposite.  She gets backhanded by that gay shit.  She’s dunked head first into that gay shit.  Sve cannot fight it.  She does not try.

By no means does Sve actually ask the girl out.  She just kind of becomes a girlfriend?  Sve starts holding her hand and calling her pet names.  Eventually her crush will have to talk to her and clear the air.

#fem!sweden #fem!denmark #fem!iceland #fem!finland #fem!norway #aph nordics #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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Binch where u go :(((( Ur writing is good pls come back

This binch is alive.  I was tryna survive this semester.  But I’m not gonna leave this blog to die.

#the admin speaks #holy shit it's been so long I'M SO SORRY GUYS #Anon

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Hello! I'm a new follower and I just love your writing so much! Can you please do an story when you are their daughter and you get your first period? Can the counties be: Norway, Denmark, Switzerland, Poland and Lithuania? Thank you so much!!

Norway:

He’s a grownup about it.  It’s natural, nothing to fuss over.

Has pads in the house for when this happened.  Just hands her the package and instructions on how to put them on, then sends her on her way.

“Look at you, growing up on me.  Don’t be embarrassed, it happens to everyone with those parts.  I’m not going to make a joke about it.”

Denmark: 

Most would think he’d flip out, all freaked out and upset.  But to be honest, he probably cries out of pride.

Takes her to a pharmacy and has one of the pharmacists help her find the best products for her.

“My girl is growing up so fast!  This means that you’re becoming a woman!  A strong, beautiful young woman!”

Switzerland:

He’s had Liechtenstein.  This is not his first experience with the monthly blood fest.

Already has everything on hand - heating pads, pads and tampons, meds for the pain.  Does go on a speech about exercise and monitoring food intake to make sure your body is balanced and healthy.

“I’ll make sure Lilli and Eliza are around to answer any questions you might have.  I don’t go through this, so I don’t want to make any assumptions.  But I do want you to remember to take care of your body now that it’s maturing.  Even if you’re hurting, I want you to exercise and make sure to eat plenty of things to boost your iron and protein now that you’re losing a lot of blood.”

Poland:

Honestly, kind of gleeful.  Lots of hugs and smooches.

Lets the daughter bitch to him about the pain and the blood and the nausea.

“You’re turning into a woman so fast!  I know these things are bullshit. There are plenty of females around that can help when I can’t.  Do you need anything?  Pain pills?  More tampons?  Ice cream?”

Lithuania:

A nervous boy.  Gets all anxious and worried.  Even a little paranoid.

Takes her to the doctor once he gets her settled with a stockpile of feminine products and ibuprofen.

“I just want to make sure that everything is healthy and okay.  And make sure to shower often to keep everything clean.  And make sure to drink plenty of water.”

#aph denmark #aph norway #aph switzerland #aph poland #aph lithuania #hetalia headcanons #laichiuu

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Which countries like horror stuff?

Nations that like Horror Movies/Haunted Houses/Jumpscary Stuff:

Romania

Belarus

Latvia

Molossia

Moldova

Ladonia

Finland

Nations that like Paranormal Stories/Real Life Horror/Ghost Stories:

Hungary

Belarus

Thailand

Australia

New Zealand

Romania

Norway

#shit there's a lot of them #aph nations #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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Is there anything in this beautiful world, that could get our beautiful girl Belarus to smile, or even laugh? Besides her brother, of course, there has to be something!

Super cliche answer, but Belarus just loves to watch the sunrise.  She’ll sit out at a table in her backyard with a cup of coffee and watching the sky slowly light up.

Her favorite time of year is the winter.  Waking up to a snow-covered yard and the peace and silence of the cold really puts her at ease.

Honestly, just someone being sweet and cute?  She loves people like Liechtenstein; they really just know how to make her blush and laugh.

#aph belarus #hetalia headcanons #I'M ALIVE GUYS #ask-trans-feliciano

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Hetalia Girls having a sleepover headcanons?:)

This night is 99% wine and gossip.  With a side of chocolate (thanks Belgium).

Liechtenstein is probably the leader of these festivities?  I just see her sitting in the middle of this circle, Belgium or Hungary painting her nails and Belarus or Ukraine braiding her hair.  Taiwan is totally sitting beside her, a total gigglebox as all the girls make fun of the guys.

Taiwan and Ukraine play moms, making sure all the girls get plenty of sleep and don’t drink too much.  Monaco and Seychelles are the voices opposing reason, trying to encourage them to party harder.

Poland is regularly invited to these festivities, and when (s)he comes, (s)he brings the HEAT.  

And by heat I mean the juiciest, most over-the-top drama and excitement that ends up with the girls making a lot of tipsy, one am phonecalls, and the most wild rounds of truth or dare.

#aph liechtenstein #aph belarus #aph belgium #aph ukraine #aph vietnam #aph taiwan #aph seychelles #aph monaco #aph hungary #aph poland #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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poly nordics and s/o who gets harrased at the mall?

Scandinavian Showdown

No but seriously the Nordics will all slowly form a circle around said harasser and close in on them until they cannot run.  They leave once the douche is at the ‘gonna piss their pants’ level of fear.  Which should be pretty quick to reach.

You know Sweden is the one standing behind said douchebag, so that when they scoff and try to run off they turn around and bump into him.  Thus, pants-pissing fear has been reached.

Their s/o just kind of stands at the side and watches.  Protesting their silly behavior is pointless.  These guys are gonna do what they’re gonna do because they love their s/o and they can’t stand to see them hurt or threatened.

#aph sweden #aph denmark #aph iceland #aph norway #aph finland #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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Hello, can I get some good ol' request for Belarus? (Nyo and original)

I’m gonna do nyo! because I haven’t really posted anything regarding him thus far

Less knife obsessed as his female counterpart, but 8x more broody.

Lawful Evil

Enjoys watching murder-mystery movies and trying to guess who did it before the cops find out.

For some reason I just really see him liking outer space?  Like he enjoys stargazing with friends/significant others and just educating them on all the different names of stars and constellations.

#nyo belarus #hetalia headcanons #emperor-umu

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South Korea with s/o who absolutely loves K-Pop headcanons?

Him too!  He’s super excited about it!

He’s very eager to introduce you to groups you were unfamiliar with that he enjoyed, and to discuss what favorites you might have in common.

Loves to explain symbolism and meanings in the songs that native speakers might not catch to his s/o.

Also loves to sing them any love songs, including those bomb dance moves for added effect.

#aph south korea #hetalia headcanons #i know next to nothing about kpop so i'm sorry it's so vague #Anon

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poly nordics and s/o being drunk Headcanons ?

Sweden is renowned for managing to have the alcohol tolerance of a god (probably in correlation to him being a very large man who has had his fair share of booze), so it takes some work in order for them all to reach an equal level of trashed.

When they are all eventually drunk, it mostly just gets...weird.  They are all different kinds of drunks, so you’ve got Finland blasting metal and screaming into a vodka bottle on one side of the spectrum, but Norway and s/o crying and cuddling on the other.

Denmark keeps trying to get frisky with everybody but s/o makes him keep his pants on at all times.  Iceland and Sweden are grateful.

Eventually they all collapse into a giant heap of drunk, giggly cuddles and start up a wild game of “Never Ever Have I Ever” which turns into a list on Norway’s computer entitled “Shit We Gotta Try in Bed” that none of them remember writing in the morning.

#aph sweden #aph finland #aph iceland #aph norway #aph denmark #hetalia headcanons #the list is also very jumbled so they are all confused the next day #Anon

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nyo!belgium and belgium getting nsfw with their fem!s/o during making waffles in the kitchen headcanons ;)

I’m going to stick to just Belgium, seeing as I’m actually writing this out.  Also, because we just don’t get enough wlw action happening on this page.  Also Emma = Belgium.

Typically, Emma was a neatfreak when it came to her kitchen.  Notthe rest of the house, but this was her favorite spot.  This was the spot she frequented often.  This was her zone.  It had to be neatly kept for her to properlyfocus.  This time, though, she could mostcertainly make an exception.

The only thing messier thantheir floor was her s/o herself.  ______was a floury mess from head to toe; she even had little sprinkles of flourfalling off her pretty, long eyelashes. Emma herself was relatively clean, at least from the neck up.  Her shirt and shorts were a little stained,but luckily, _____ wasn’t that great of a shot with her flour.  Most of her handfuls ended up on the counteror the floor.

“That was fun!”  Emma snorted, staring at her lover.  She was just a mess!  She looked so silly, standing there in herlittle nightgown, all powdered with flour and sugar.  There was even a bit of syrup in there, butwhen Emma almost caught _____ in the eye with it, she drew the line and said neitherof them could keep shooting each other with the bottle.

“Somebody needs a shower.”  Emma meandered over, a little bit of batteron her finger.  She fed it to ____,giggling as she got a bit of it on her nose. Her s/o scrunched up her nose at the cool liquid now dripping onto herlower lip, making Emma laugh even harder. She was dating a total dork.

“Emma, I’m all sticky!  You shouldn’t have used the maple syrup likethat.  It was created for good, not evil.”  They both laughed, her s/o poutingslightly.  It didn’t keep her fromgetting a chuckle out of the situation. She gazed down at her now soiled clothes, ideas forming in herhead.  Emma could practically see the wheelsturning, head tilting to the side.

“Uh oh, what is it?”  Emma’s s/o just laughed, prancing over to thenearby dining table, where they’d set the dishes and silverware for what wassupposed to be a breakfast of waffles. She carefully moved the items that were breakable onto the counter, thenleaned against the table.

“I was just thinking about howall this sticky, tasty, syrup-y fun is going to go to waste if I just shower.”  Emma stepped closer, trying to feel out hers/o’s plan.  When _____ grabbed thebottle and set it down beside her, it just left her all the more confused.

“I thought you wereuncomfortable?”  _____ shrugged, grabbingthe ends of her nightgown and lifting it up, then dumping it on the groundnearby.  Emma’s eyes widened as sherealized her girlfriend wasn’t wearing much of anything underneath – just aflimsy little lace thong blocking the rest of the view.  Her core practically throbbed with interestas she realized what her s/o had implied. Emma’s smile was impish and sly as she stepped forward, just a fewinches away from her girlfriend now.  Sheencouraged her girlfriend to hop onto the table silently, watching withirrefutable interest as her girlfriend slowly stripped away the final bit ofher clothes.  Emma knelt and yanked hergirlfriend forward slightly, throwing her legs over her shoulders.  _____ laughed, grabbing the bottle of syrup.

“Impatient, aren’t we, Emma?”  The blond only smirked, response flirty andpromising.

“Well, you know what theysay.  Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”

#aph belgium #hetalia scenarios #nsfw #belgium's wlw game on point #Anon

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super sweet and cute s/o crying because someone hurt her Headcanons with the nordics and switzerland?

Norway: 

Evil Aura.  It radiates up to half a mile.  Walls, ceilings, and floors do not stop it.  People can feel it.

Things get pretty scary.  This tiny, cute thing means a lot to him.  He will die fighting for it.

But seriously, if he finds out who did it...not even a bomb shelter will keep them safe from the wrath that will be unleashed.

Iceland: 

Honestly, just very offended?  Like he cannot, for the life of him, comprehend what would make someone do something so bad to someone so small and harmless?

Deep inside, he feels the same way when people hurt Denmark, or make fun of Sweden.

Like what else do you do in your free time?  Kick puppies?  Knock walkers out from under old people?  Picket funerals?  What is wrong with you?

Finland: 

His top priority is getting his s/o happy again.  He can’t live knowing his little darling is so upset!

Finland has a lot of friends, so once he gets his s/o back to normal, the chain of spies begins.  He will find out who did this.  And they will suffer the consequences

I can honestly see Finland eventually finding out who did it at a meeting or something, so he’s like “Haha so _____ I need to talk to you outside!”  All cheery like normal.  But five minutes after they’re gone all you hear is horrendous screams.  Everyone’s friends with Finland though so they all just pretend everything is okay.

Denmark: 

A sweet, bouncing puppy makes a wicked, 15 second transformation into Ravenous Hellhound.  The second he sees tears in his angel of an s/o’s eyes.

As stated in an ask before, Denmark is definitely one of the people who will unashamedly beat the everloving shit out of this person. 

Denmark is very strong, and very pissed, so it’s going to take a lot of force and his sweet s/o’s touch to get him to settle down.  His knuckles are going to need some ice.

Sweden:

Again, I ask you, why?  Are you unaware of the risk?

Berwald tries to reign as a True Neutral Pacifist, but this is definitely going to be the incident that crosses the line.

Won’t get violent per say, unless they did something unspeakable to his s/o, but he’s going to use that evil aura, bitch face, and giant stature to his advantage to scare the hell out of whoever hurt his sweet baby.  And it’ll happen in public too, so everybody knows to never mess with his s/o again.

Switzerland: 

Also covered in a previous ask.  Square up.

No response, no yelling.  He’ll just shuck his jacket, roll up his sleeves, and take his stance.  

Whether the opponent steps up and tries to fight Vash (hint, Switz slaughters them) or they chicken out, his response will be the same.  “These guns were the warning.  Pull this shit again, and I’ll use my real ones”.  Flashes his piece to prove his point, waits for them to run off, then tends to his s/o.

#aph switzerland #aph sweden #aph denmark #aph finland #aph iceland #aph norway #hetalia headcanons #Anon

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Which Minor Characters woud present one of the seven sins the best? (like pride=prussia or lust=seaborga etc.)

Lust - Of course the Italian brothers tap into the lustful side - especially Seborga.  But several other nations are well in-touch with their sensual side, like Spain and Belgium.

Pride - many would say Prussia, yes, but we all know that his self confidence is a facade.  Turkey is much more prideful, and he’s much more honest in his belief that he is someone wonderful.

Envy - Quite an issue for Poland.  Always wants to be more, always wants to look as good as _____, dance as well as _____, be as confident and sexy as _____.

Gluttony - I’m going to have to give this one to Finland.  Not only in a food sense does he tend to bite off more than he can chew, but the guy has a bad habit of hoarding things “just in case” he needs them later.

Greed - There’s a difference between greedy and frugal, so don’t anybody come into my box saying that Switzerland or the Netherlands takes the cake for this one.  No no.  Monaco, on the other hand...now she can shape herself into a mighty fine money-grubber when the mood is right.

Wrath - Typical as it might sound, Belarus is a pretty strong contender  for this category.  As is Switzerland.

Sloth - Greece, this is practically canon.  While his nation is renowned for its incredible architecture, inventions, and art, he himself can be a little lazy-bones.  As can Iceland, but that may just be more of that good old Teenage Angst.

#aph greece #aph belarus #aph switzerland #aph finland #aph poland #aph turkey #aph seborga #aph spain #aph belgium #hetalia headcanons #Anon