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Samama Khalid ๐ค Oliver Banks
"I had a breakdown and lost my whole job and now my nights are filled with horrors"
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes ๐ฒ๐ฑ
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Gwen's actively going through the horrors and meanwhile two of her coworkers are out on a date. I love the juxtaposition
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god I fucking love strawberries
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user.
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sam scored a date with his crush, started drinking during breakfast, trauma dumped, went to work, filed a case about a guy self harming for weeks in exchange for cold hard cash before getting eaten by a weird metal bug or something, told his long term friend who saved his ass from destitution that he would prefer if their relationship were professional from now on, and then discussed committing treason at his government office while being recorded. king.
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So do we think Alice is Actually still in love with Sam or is she clinging to the person she once knew because she hates change and he's the only old friend she has at her workplace now that Teddy's gone and Collin's on leave and everything is changing
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Honestly the fact that Alice and Sam have been in regular contact since they broke up (minus the time after her parents' deaths bit) that makes whatever Alice has going on even tastier. Like ah, of course, you were happy to have him in your life still but now he's actively dating other people and you can't pretend he's yours still, is that it, Alice?
Or maybe her parents' passing and the way sam cared for her then was Too Nice and she had to skedaddle before developing feelings again and WHOOPS they're back anyway. Maybe a healthy sprinkling of both. Idk it's tasty heehee
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youtube series where i theorize what the jews are doing in any fictional media featuring future humans in space and/or a post-apocalyptic world
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Itโs fine because Iโm actually using a secret technique called writing it in my head and nowhere else.
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posted some bangers, back to the void with me
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the episode starting with developing the chronology of Sam's bad luck and then launching into a casement immensely focused on luck doesn't look good for Sam at all
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if I had a nickel for every time a character in the magnus protocol gambled against their life for material wealth, I'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice in thirteen episodes
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