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hey this is fucking disgusting are you done with these jokes because I'm done reading them

(walks up to lesbian couple with baby) so who's cloth mother and who's wire mother

#why is this particular example of heinous HEINOUS animal abuse a running joke on this website I really don't get it #this one is also homophobic so #congrats

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(gripping bathroom sink) i can still make the whole place shimmer

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snoopy moon landing commemorative coin, 1969

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This tweet saved so many lives actually

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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I once slept with a guy who ate nine tide pods on an episode of the good doctor

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You gyns ever think about how so many men who hate women will straight up admit that their hatred for women originates from some negative experience they had with a girl in like middle school and just lose your mind a bit because you realize that if women generalized how they view/treat men in the same way that men generalize their views/treatment of women there literally wouldn’t be a single woman alive that didn’t posses an intense hatred of men and act accordingly, or is it just me?

#I literally think about this allllllll the time!!!! #every misogynist I've ever met has some sob story about being cheated on once #I have trust issues waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh #it's pathetic and disgusting actually and I refuse to entertain it #we're expected to continue to trust men as a group no matter how many times we've been beaten or raped or psychologically tortured #but we're expected to baby them and accept MORE emotional abuse because Jessica rejected him in 9th grade?? #fuck that shit SERIOUSLY

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"i don't like taylor swift but" "i hate taylor swift but" i don't like you, you fragile human, who needs to assert their personal feelings on someone before defending them against something terrible. GOD FORBID someone would ever think you LIKED taylor swift for defending her against nonconsensual AI porn....god we can't have that

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Stephen King character internal monologues: All that running and running and no one can get you in the end, Jackie-boy, can they? Except those goddamn coyotes will chase you up a tree and goawaygoawaygoaway tear your legs off. And the lady with the big tits won’t be able to save you because the coyotes got you and your leg is already spurting all that blood. Ayuh.

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2009

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Finally finished the 2018 Halloween SAL from Stitchonomy! by psychkitty

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Identikit (1974) // dir. Giuseppe Patroni Griffi

#she's so me fr

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