moderncryptid

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[moderncryptid]

"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

[moderncryptid]

I like Gotham a normal amount

#gotham #riddlebird

[moderncryptid]

i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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it is rotten work. but i love you purposely and ardently, so i’ll do it anyway. it’s rotten work because i don’t like to see you hurt. so stain these hands, i can wash them clean. i will wash them clean so you can stain them again. tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. because i chose to love you. rotten parts and all.

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screaming

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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

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So, we know Damien doesn't really have much in the way of personal possessions but that he's a big reader, right?

Maybe he frequents libraries a lot. They're great public spaces you can spend some time at, the staff is usually always friendly and helpful, I think he would really like them for all those reasons and all those books. They probably would be one of the first places he'd go to when hanging around a new city for a while.

I like to think he'd really get in good with all the librarians. He doesn't need to use his power to charm them, he just loves talking about books and he can talk about a lot of them over a wide range of genres. He's not the best at returning things on time, but he rents whole stacks and they taught him the dewey system and he helps put books back.

I just really like the idea that librarians love him.

#LOVE THIS FOR HIM #damien gorham

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If your tummy itches when you wear jeans, you have a nickel allergy and should paint the back of the buttion with nail polish. Okay I am going into the woods forever now. I love you.

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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can everyone be normal about masculine presenting trans women. for the love of god can everyone please be fucking normal about masculine presenting trans women.

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just gonna leave this here

#gotham

[moderncryptid]

do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes