91K notes
·
View notes
Specifically D&D™️ things about that new movie that I enjoyed very much
The entire party having low intelligence/wisdom bc let’s be real who doesn’t have either one of those as their dump stat
Receiving a magic item from the DM -> forgetting about it -> a party member going WAIT DONT WE HAVE THAT -> everyone using the shit out of the magic item and completely wrecking the DM’s plans
Travelling between locations that are geographically days/weeks away takes <5 minutes because the DM doesn’t want to do random encounters + the party doesn’t have a ranger who needs to feel useful by tracking
No healer + no rogue/ranger = everyone is constantly exhausted and has no idea of the traps/monsters in their surroundings ever
Druid being the most OP member of the party
The DM’s friend/sibling coming over to play their high level paladin from another campaign for an afternoon and then just noping out
The DM planning an elaborate battle arena with multiple well thought out stages and the players immediately find a way to circumvent it
16K notes
·
View notes
on april fools day we should all change our icons to this
362K notes
·
View notes
16K notes
·
View notes
Just saw an early screening of Dungeons and Dragons Honor Among Thieves. It was pretty fun, only thing that wasn’t realistic to an actual game was that none of them were explicitly gay
666 notes
·
View notes
ethan winters is actually the funniest guy ever i've decided. hes managed to face hundreds of terrifying monsters and take down extremely powerful bioweapons and yet he is so deeply uncool he cant even be a real proper normalguy power fantasy. he laughs at his own one liners. his competence in combat is almost unbelievable, like every encounter turns in his favor based on luck alone. his hands keep getting chopped off. he just puts them back on. he is so, so scared. he's a systems engineer. he's from la. his primary personality trait is Being Married. i think he can digging in the ground for tubers
7K notes
·
View notes
Welcome to the family, son
4K notes
·
View notes
taking care of each other after re7 :)
2K notes
·
View notes
I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
125K notes
·
View notes
guess the bioterrorist
3K notes
·
View notes
Does he mean anything to you
139K notes
·
View notes
i’m starting a collection
144K notes
·
View notes
i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies
60K notes
·
View notes
Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you
108K notes
·
View notes
Re-reading the Envy fight scene in Gluttony's portal made me realize how much Edward cherishes life: How deeply the death of Nina affects him, how he tries to keep up his moral to never kill (this is especially emphasized in fma '03), how he sees 48 and 66 as human even if they don't consider themselves as such, how taken aback and upset he is when he realizes the talking faces on Envy used to be people and how difficult it was for him to use Envy's philosopher's stone to escape Gluttony's portal, how in awe he was when the baby was born in Rush Valley, his rants about how alchemy has never been able to create life but humans can do it within their own bodies. He blurs the line of human and not human and even considers those with little humanity left as human beings even if they themselves find it ridiculous. I don’t think anyone sees humanity the way he does.
1K notes
·
View notes
TRUTH. What you need is imagination, and you don’t need to go anywhere to use it.
56K notes
·
View notes