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Tragically disappointed that the capsule in Stardew Valley doesn't hatch a blue space cow.

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The sex is off, the fight is on

- Nick Lang

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So, I’m shit at realistic drawing, or at least digitally I’m still trying, but here is a drawing of Casey I did (excuse my shading I don’t know why shadows exists or the mysterious ways in how they work)

#chuck #nbc chuck #john casey #chuck casey #casey john #casey

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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CHASTITY DEVICE WHAT

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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this is probably the stupidest thing I've ever made

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I personally headcanon that the reason that the townsfolk all unquestioningly accept the farmer despite them being the weirdest person (?) alive is that they've all lived in the same tiny, rural, seemingly isolated town for most of their lives and have no real experience with someone from outside it. They probably just accept that that's just how cityfolk are, and it would be rude to question it. Like yeah, they sometimes barge into their bedrooms wearing a trashcan lid as a hat, present them with their favorite meal, and then fuck off to fish until they pass out at two in the morning, and routinely take one-way trips to Calico Desert with no way to get back, only to be spotted heading into the mines early the next morning, but they're from Zuzu city. Besides, that meal they pulled out of their backpack was pretty damn good

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"He dies everything single time he does something." - Nick Lang about Ted Spankoffski, 27/04/24

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Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

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Well okay damn guess it’s time for a chuck rewatch

I am mid-season 5 into a Chuck rewatch, and it’s just all about the Casey now.

Colonel John Casey.

Tall

Thick

Strong

Fierce

Loyal

Lethal

Sexy

Giant Teddy Bear

This is the man who started my thick guy attraction.

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“why do you like-”

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$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Hi pookie what is your favourite gen z slang ?

Probably "pookie".

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The insta stories from the Spy another day rehearsals are getting me emotional. Joe Walker is singing with his friends again

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