What makes this really funny to me is that ostensibly this is supposed to be just Kurt, who already looks pretty, in a St. Astreia uniform and a voice changing potion. But just using a scaled up St. Astreia model for his body means that he now has the slender legs and waist common to girls in Trails on top of a noticeable bust, hence the apparently full magic HRT.
i can't believe they gave kurt magic HRT in reverie
Please please please please PLEASE source your chimeras from ethical breeders! So many of these dungeon lords just fuse random creatures together with no concern for their health! Stories like Falin are so common in the dungeon world, and you can do your part to help out by making sure your dungeon lords carefully consider how their creations are going to be able to feed and take care of themselves!
Falin's chimera design is so good I was mesmerized by her every time she showed up. Then I reached the part where Laios explain how absurd she is because she has a way too small mouth to feed such a huge body and I felt so guilty... I'm sorry miss Falin I was so engrossed by your glorious form that I didn't notice you were ill bred just like a little pug... Please forgive me..
the thing about dunmeshi is that for ages you're like "why is ancient magic so harshly punished? it's so useful!" and then you learn about the Demon and you're like "ok. i get it now. but maybe you guys could be less dickish about it"
trails is like "what if a guy first spent ages crafting a complex modern fantasy world undergoing massive technological and societal changes that are reshaping geopolitics, and then proceeded to watch every anime ever made"
I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
reblog if you went to your local gayclub and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs
kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans