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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#first person that gets there #if multiple get there at once the rightmost goes first #or very likely the drivers 'go ahead' wave at eachother like three times before someone goes

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[id a spotify playlist titled "kate bush threw a house party but there's too many people and now she's stressed" with three songs in it. the songs are "wow" by kate bush, "full house" by kate bush, and "get out of my house" by kate bush end id]

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why do you follow them if you hate them? /gen

well you see we originally became mutuals when he and i were in Napoleon's army and I was tasked by my commanding officer with placing him under arrest for partaking in an unsanctioned duel with a local nobleman, however he took great offense to me arresting him in the home of a lady with whom he had relations and challenged me to a duel which on on my honor I was forced to accept, I defeated him in this duel and subsequentially he has become obsessed me and to my own shame I with him, I believe in another life we could have been lovers but we have been forced by fate to be no more than amorous foes.

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#the only fine i think libraries should have is a one penny sticky book fine #if you don't take care of the book you have to bring in a penny as principle #otherwise you'll get told you have a 0.01 sticky book fee on your account in front of everyone how embarrassing #maybe take care of books xoxo #jk there's lots of reasons why books get gross and this is not a practical way to handle people intentionally mishandling books #i think that people should maybe Not turn in sticky books if they are capable of getting a disinfectant wipe bc it could be quick and easy #accidents and people who can't use wiped for whatever reason are fine tho and that's exactly why it would be hard to do my silly penny fine #so it remains an impractical dream and i will continue to explode bad library patrons in my mind

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

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songs used to have a bridge and a third chorus

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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blows my mind that 75% of haikyuu takes place within one school year

i completely forgot

#is that not the standard #idk as a mlb fan hard to say #god i need to go finish haikyuu i only read as far as like. idk the chapter but i caught up to the anime s3 finale

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It makes me happy when they listen

#i'm nod nod but i'll be real i'm only absorbing like 60% of it

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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.

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Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade

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"Surely Californians aren't that weird about Yoga."

One time my mom quit on the first day of a yoga class because the instructor told everyone to "connect your essence to the native American ghosts"

#prev tags -> #its like some kind of...pseudo land acknowledgement #my tags -> #yeah thats exactly what it is #which is extra wild bc even if it was normal that's the wrong kind of 'indian' to be mindful of being respectful towards in that situation #also maybe leave the native ghosts alone if you aren't native haven't you done enough

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

#PRETTY GREENS!!!

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”