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#YES HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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#bathroom stall #you underestimate my ability to entertain myself

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i wanted to draw my rat girl for this very special occasion 

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

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so we're just not gonna have a national conversation about how Boeing killed one of their own employees to keep him from talking to the press

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I'm not going to explain any of the thought behind it yet, just want your answer on what you want to lose first. I'll post a new poll without the loser until only One Remains.

(note: eliminate means that humans don't include them in our diets, not that we suddenly pluck it from existence)

And do the sharing thing please. This isn't scientific or anything close to it, just my own curiosity, but still, I want to know what we keep the longest, bc I have a guess.

#palm oil easily

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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obvs acab but the scottish police force have the chance to do the funniest thing right now

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(Note: like last time, 'delulu’ and 'neurospicy' etc are not included on here because they're just Always Bad!)

Don’t forget to reblog for bigger sample size!

#girl ___ because it's always implying that women are stupid #can we change it to something else please #also because i relate to some of the girl dinner/girl math memes but i am not a girl so it feels weird

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Ok now do NYT columnists

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🥺🥺🥺

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Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere