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With all the excitement, nobody's talking about how the therapist said she's heard a lot about Sam

Which means Bucky talks a lot about Sam

And then she puts them through a couples exercise

Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

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And this man has the audacity to tell Steve he was taking all the stupid with him.

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Steve: It's not gay if I want to date Bucky as pals, right?

Sam: I'm not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Tony: I'm an expert, that's gay.

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They’re all here! I took it upon myself to create an illustration of a Mythological creature or character for every letter of the alphabet, trying to span across a multitude of cultures and creature-types. Another thing I wanted to accomplish with this project was to find some the more unusual and/or obscure creatures that don’t get as much representation in artwork. Individual Tumblr Posts with said creatures’ descriptions are below.

Again, I’ll be making this into a small run of books as a way to test the waters. If there’s more demand for a larger run, I’ll definitely be looking into it!

All REBLOGS are appreciated! 

Bestiary Alphabetum: Each Entry is clickable!

A is for Ammit

B is for The Beast of Gevaudan

C is for Cockatrice

D is for Dullahan

E is for Eurynomos

F is for Faun

G is for Grendel

H is for Harpy

I is for Indus Worm

J is for Jersey Devil

K is for Krampus

L is for Lamassu

M is for Manticore

N is for Nuckelavee

O is for Otoroshi

P is for Penanggalan

Q if for Questing Beast

R is for Rangda

S is for Succubus

T is for Tzitzimitl

U is for Ushi-Oni

V is for Vegetable Lamb

W is for Wyvern

X is for Xing Tian

Y is for Yara-Ma-Yha-Who

Z is for Ziphius

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Me, when I realize I like yet another “problematic” ship that is popular to hate:

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Yule Ball: Part IV - Professor Snape x Reader [Smut]

Synopsis: Following the close call under the table, Snape takes you down a corridor to teach you your final lesson at Hogwarts. Lucius Malfoy overhears nearby, and is more than interested. 

Notes: The last part of Yule Ball series, commissioned by the lovely @andispyral​ :)

It had been 4 days since the incident under the table. Snape still hadn’t fully forgiven you, but you knew he’d come around. Angry Professor Snape wasn’t much different than regular Professor Snape, so in your books, things were tolerable.

End of year examinations are coming up, which means you only have two months left of your time at Hogwarts. It’s a bittersweet feeling, but the excitement for your future outweighs the sadness of leaving it all behind. Everything you’ve learned here has culminated into this, and you’re top of your class in nearly everything. Potions is the only class your grade is less than satisfactory… despite fucking the potions professor, you suppose his morals decided to check in only when grading your cauldrons. Typical.

You sift through the books in your arms, organizing them as you walk. Today is the day some of the parents of Wizarding families visited Hogwarts to discuss their child’s progress with the professors. It was mostly purebloods that showed up for these things, which was to be expected. Muggle families would get lost for years in the school you had come to call home.

Since you’re a model student, it had been suggested by your head of house that you help out with the professors this year in getting family files together for the conferences. The morning had been full of work for you, especially since Malfoy’s father had treated you like his own personal house elf.

It was a curious thing; Lucius had kept his gaze on you most of the time while you stood behind the professors. He seemed to be boring a hole straight through you—you don’t understand why he would have such contempt for you. You’d never been rude to his beloved son, god forbid, let alone even spoken to him more than five times. You hadn’t hated the attention. There was something strangely striking about the man that drew you in for the fraction of a moment. No matter. Lucius was on his way back to his grand manor now, never to see you again.

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If they didn't want me to ship it, they shouldnt have left in the suggestive dialogue

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PRIDE WHALES!!!!

Happy Pride Month everyone! Feel free to use these whales for whatever you want! Of course don't call them your art though.

I hope everyone is having a safe and fun pride even though we have Covid to deal with.

Tell me if anyone wants me to make more for other flags🏳️‍🌈💕

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So I tried to do a moodboard. I don’t know if it worked. Anyway it’s based off of “The Greatest Showman”. The love story of Philip and Anne but replaced by Theseus as Philip and Newt as Anne.

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Friend: what are you attracted to?

Me: fictional men who are canonically straight but are secretly gay.

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Theseus *yelling*: If you get in any more trouble I'm going to bend you over my knees and smack that freckled butt of yours until you are crying my name!!! | Newt: What? O.ô | Theseus: What? O_O"

(I didn’t make it that long but it’s still cute. Also I just freaking love your “smack that freckled butt” part and I swear to god you made me laugh so hard when i first read it.)

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Theseus is not happy, not one bit. Newt came home earlier on and now he’s sitting on Theseus’ sofa getting yelled at over the wanted posters.

“Wanted for grade one infraction of the international statute of secrecy. Do you realize how bad this is?”

“Theseus you don’t understand they got it all wr-”

“You always get into trouble and I always have to come and save your ass from the ministry. This time I wasn’t there to help you and look what happened! You were sentenced to death! Thank Merlin you escaped!”

Theseus starts to pace back and forth while looking down at the wanted poster and Newt knows he probably shouldn’t talk. Theseus squinted at Newt, thinking about what to say. Finally, he goes back to his recliner and drops the wanted poster onto the coffee table. Newt shuffles in his spot and glances up to see his brother glaring at him with a hand rested under his chin. Out of nowhere, Theseus stands up and points at Newt, who flinches from the sudden action.

“If you get into any more goddamn trouble I’m gonna bend you over my knees and smack that freckled ass of yours!”

Newt winces and blushes at the visual of Theseus spanking his butt the next time he messes up. Theseus must’ve seen the wince because he smiles triumphantly and smirks at his little brother.

“And I’ll punish you so hard you’ll be crying out my goddamn name.”

Newt blushes more from the words and his eyes go wide. Theseus’ eyes widen at the realization and he quickly hides his face in his hand. He hopes that his brother doesn’t realize the same thing.

“What?” Newt’s voice is soft and shy when he asks the question. Theseus notices the tremble in the voice and his head shoots up to see an adorable and might he even say fuckable looking Newt.

“What? I didn’t… I didn’t say anything.” The older brother stares at the ground with tinted pink cheeks. He thinks about how stupid his answer was and places his hand over his face. Newt spots the pink shade on Theseus’ cheeks and smiles.

Newt stands up and steps close to his still blushing older brother who is in fact still hiding behind his hand. He takes his brother’s hand in his own and lowers it away. They make eye contact and Newt grins up at Theseus.

“If you want to spank me just ask Theseus.”

The older brother’s mouth drops and Newt’s laughter fills the room around them.

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Edited by @sugarpeachfox

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some thesnewt / thesewt ;) 

follow me on twitter at: FegeleinAntics or fegeleincoeur 

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Even more doodles!

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“Say, ah”

Theseus ignored Newt’s offer of sweets and go straight to the one in his mouth…

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Valentines Day

Gifts for Newt

Percival: assortment of flavored tea and hot chocolate which came with cute pink mug that has teddy bear on it

Albus: simple yet lovely picnic by the lake and forest. See all the mythical creatures surrounding it.

Gellert: extra fancy. Five star hotel, restaurant, most luxurious outfits. Wants to spoil Newt rotten.

Theseus: Day passes not only to the aquarium but zoo too, both including backstage tours. He’s been saving up for it

Jacob: New pastries baked purely for Newt and Newt only. Handmade chocolates that look like baby nifflers

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Holy sh-

#callum turner #theseus scamander #cog #crimesofgrindelwald #fbawtft