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Calzone with the pops

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Now that I'm free, there have been this ask that I've got my eyes on for a while and guys, just wait bc there's a few kids-being-kids art I'm cooking.

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Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

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Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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I want to study my brain with a stick and small feather

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“It Is an Honor to Be Suspended for Palestine”

Dispatches from the Solidarity Encampment at Columbia University

https://crimethinc.com/Columbia2024

In this in-depth report, participants offer a blow-by-blow account of the events at Columbia, appraising the tactics that the demonstrators have employed and the challenges that they face.

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Got Bones? (Printable)

Hey, I made a printable .PNG version of that “got bones” flyer if anyone wants to make a few copies to hang up in real life and cause some minor chaos around their town. Have fun, feel free to send me pics if you stick it up anywhere

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

#frogs #Alex DNI

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what do you meaaaaaaan this is baby sturgeons youre lying to me.... you just Shrunk him

#sturgeon

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whatsso beautiful is i didnt evenknow taylor swif tdid something i thought we were all just hating because it feltright tonight

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an emo scary

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I want a sitcom which is just every single Shakespeare character as college students in a dorm building. 

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i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

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me fending off fruit flies in the kitchen while i’m making a sandwich

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am i late to this trend

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