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A normal way to spend a saturday night

Originally posted Feb 24, 2023

#art

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All I want to do is write this scene where one character treats another character gently and the other one is just totally undone by it in a “this gentleness upsets me far more than all the traumatizing things that have happened to me in this entire story because the suffering was pretty much expected whereas this is just…outside of my comfort zone” and somehow this is difficult. 

#whump tropes #character dynamics

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More nsfw/noncon Whumper lines

Do NOT interact if you are under 18.

1. “You’re not in position. Do I need to invite some friends over to hold you down?”

2. “See, this is why all that ‘therapy’ you got was useless. You know your place. Right here, between my legs.”

3. “Caretaker? Your turn. Fuck it hard. And don’t think I haven’t seen you two go at it before. We both know exactly what it can handle. Fucking freak.”

4. “You do. You love me. And I’ll make you realize that if I have to. I don’t wanna hurt you, baby…don’t make me have to teach you what you are again.”

5. “Oh, the door’s locked, by the way. And besides, the only person who’s on the other side of that door wants to fuck you even more than I do.”

6. “Keep quiet, and I’ll leave your little friend there alone. I know you’re not a virgin, but they are, right? How horrible would it be for me to be their first time?”

7. “My assignment was to make you suffer…and it seems like you’re not suffering. So let’s try something else. Undress for me.”

8. “One more. One more fuck, and Caretaker goes free, mkay? I won’t even make them watch this time.”

9. “God, you’re desperate…you want me that bad, huh? Let me make you bleed a little before I reward you, then.”

10. “You’re right. I am horrible. I’m just as sick, disgusting, and evil as you say I am. And I love it.”

#whump prompts #nsfwhump #dialogue prompts #oh wowww #the one with *fuck it hard* holy shit

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

#girl help my executives are dysfunctioning

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another great ship dynamic is "characters who are deeply traumatized and haunted by nightmares are finally able to get a peaceful night of sleep in each other's arms"

#whump prompts #situational prompts #ship dynamic #love these

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One of my absolute favorite tropes is “We have taken the one you love most!” “Oh, have you? Good fukken luck lmao” *distant screams of kidnappers as loved one escapes* or the flipside: “We’ve kidnapped you!” “You are in so much trouble. You are in so much fucking trouble. You are in the most trouble ever, oh my god.” *DOOR EXPLODES INWARDS AS LOVED ONE ARRIVES* and the alternate: *vehicle pulls up, door opens, person is shoved out, door slams, vehicle screeches away* “Did you get kidnapped??” “For a minute yeah”

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okay what did i miss

(yes some of these overlap and some are suppositions. for example if parchment is always used for ephemera, rough drafts, notes, and never re-used or re-purposed, we can also assume that the author is unaware of wax tablets as a concept)

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I think the funniest dynamic for arranged-marriage royalty would be a queen who came here 100% prepared to murder her future husband and rule as a widow queen in her own right, only to discover that the king is autistic as hell and responds to her wish to rule with "oh thank god please do, I don't want to be bothered by these people. I can just tell them to go bother you instead, if you really want that. I've got beetles I wanted to study."

#yessss

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Nice whumpy thing: when people are intensely pragmatic about their injuries illnesses.

“Listen, if I pass out…”

“If you let up pressure, I’ll bleed out. So just, don’t move.”

“I know it ill hurt, just do what you need to.”

#yeahhhhh

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HEY SO JJ JUST SENT ME THIS YALL

i was wondering why people weren't getting tagged! time to go back and fix my taglists 'cause of this dumb ass change 🫠

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I've started the process of documentation on the last labyrinth, which is...an undertaking.

#art

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

#always a fan of this

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DAVE K!!!!!!!!!

#writing meta #not whump #things to learn

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Do you ever see something like this:

and think, "This'll be a fun little thing to read while I wait."

And then you read it and you're fundamentally changed as a person and you're left staring off into the middle distance as you contemplate life and love and connection and what it all means?

#for real

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hey. do any of you trans/autistic mfs wanna see a baby werewolf

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I just discovered foodtimeline.org, which is exactly what it sounds like: centuries worth of information about FOOD.  If you are writing something historical and you want a starting point for figuring out what people should be eating, this might be a good place?

#writing reference

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#oooh this is so fucked up #i like it #whump prompts