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((i promise we're planning on frankensteining this in a few days but theres always the chance that our characters ask us to make an earthbound rp scene and then go die on an ice float somewhere))

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Today's special: Spiders Cupcakes!

Not spider cupcakes, spiders cupcakes. It's just spiders in the shape of a cupcake

"It has spiders"

#spider baker

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This is why we at Muffet's have been hard at work developing the Lunch Cannon (patent pending). For a small monthly subscription of $150, have a full Spider Lunch Meal fired directly through your window with the force of a small bomb!

I want lunch but mum and Sans are still in the kitchen (＾⌒＾*) the world is so cruel...

#spider baker #I HAD TO??? (lying)

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Okay! But if I get eaten by a giant eldritch spider deity Im leaving 1 star.

This is the same as the amount of fingers you will have after She’s through with you

#spider baker

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How much for a bagonut (bagel donut)?

(hands you a helmet and opens a previously unseen hatch in one of the floor tiles)

Why don't we find out together, dear? Ahuhu....... (trails off eerily)

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recreation of a video thumbnail i saw in my dream

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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may i offer a joltik in these trying times?

#there are reasons i am reblogging this here.

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Ill pay you 20$ to remove the spiders from the bread. After that, deal.

You think I'd betray my culinary ideals for a piece of paper with some dead human on it? Do you really think I'm so greedy that I'd make a mockery of what I do for nothing but your money? Leave this place. And if I ever see you in my restaurant again, I'll bake you into my next batch.

#spider baker #u shouldn't have done that anon #you done fucked up anon #:p

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Do you sell bread?

(throws you a loaf of bread speckled with squirming black dots wrapped in a transparent plastic bag) That'll be $25, dear.

#spider baker #shes gonna win capitalism istg

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I DID THE WEONG BLOG THING AGAIN AATRGRGRHGRGRRHGH

important developments in the discord

#ooc #FCK SHIT FAMN PENIS

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you will not believe what i just took out my sketchbook to do

important developments in the discord

#ooc

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Canon

important developments in the discord

#ooc

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important developments in the discord

#ooc

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((true fame achieved))

[UTDRP GREMLIN EDITION DIRECTORY:

@officiallyglamourous (me)

@officialambassadorfrisk (our fearless leader)

@berdly-epic-gamer-9000

@officialelliottprescott (run by yours truly)

@official-souls

@who-is-shades

@am-i-sans

@coolskeleton100

@officialrabbitapartments

@official-temblr

@officialundyne

@salesman1997realnotfake (unfortunately for MTT)

@send-rocks

@tobyfoxbutreal

@officialjevil (YAAAAA)

@madmewmewofficial

@officialancer

@ask-chara-official

@theworlds3rdeverchara-ty

@thecoolerbetterdoctorergasterer

@pinkaddiofficial

@littlegreensoul

@fun-gang-official

@snowelleholiday

@interuniversalcookingshow

@unofficialsusie (among others that she runs)

@muffet-probably-official

@riverpersonunofficial

@officialprunsel

@ice-eisgoingtogetme

@seymour-skinner-official (unfortunately for me)

This will be updated as we encounter more of you! <3]

[ALSO NOTE: We are not all in the same universe, we just bounce off each other in silliness.]

#ooc #THAGB YOU. this will be useful #finally... MINUTES of QUALITY GREMLIN CONTENT <3 #(society if my wifi would work for more than 8 minutes at a time)

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what is the Kromer to Gold exchange rate

Due to bugs in the internet in the area, I have no fucking clue.

#spider baker #the joke is cryptocurrency. Laugh.

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bongwater

(Long, uncomfortable silence as Muffet remembers a long-suppressed memory. Fear shows in her eyes as her hands twitch. Her breathing grows unsteady as her eyes look straight through you.)

(breath)

We no longer serve this.

#spider baker #JAJRKFKRBTBT h e l p