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FLORENCE PUGH AS YELENA BELOVA

BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland

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multi-things · 3 years

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Romanoff in aisle 4

MINOR BLACK WIDOW SPOILERS (I think)

Word Count: 1020

Genre: fluff

Request: no

Warnings: none?

Summary: Natasha wasn't too sure about you meeting her family so what happens when you run into them at the supermarket

A/N: I'm not too sure about this one - it's been sitting in my WIPs for a hot min but I figured you guys have been patient so VOILA

You and Natasha had been dating for just under 2 and a half years when the question of meeting the family popped up. You wanted to know more about Natasha's childhood in Ohio and the cute little sister she described but Natasha was adamant that you couldn't. Not yet anyway. Natasha already knew all about your family, even if they knew nothing about her. She had run a deep background check when you had first joined the team, not trusting SHIELD's nor Tony's measures. You had attempted to do the same to her but came up with nothing. Her name was clearly changed from whatever she was born with, and you found nothing on any of the relatives she spoke of.

It was ironic that not even 48 hours after having the discussion of meeting Natasha's family, that you had bumped into her sister and father.

"Natasha!" A deep Russian voice echoed over the tinny supermarket music. You immediately reached for your gun, abandoning the shopping trolly and spinning around to face the deep voice. You felt Natasha tense beside you but she made no move to get her gun.

"Alexi" Natasha sighed out, putting the pasta packet into the trolly "What the hell are you doing here?" You kept your gun raised but turned the safety back on.

"What? I cant just drop in to see my daughter? At least your sister comes to visit." Alexi jostled the blonde standing next to him.

"No I don't. That is a lie." Natasha's sister rolled her eyes, her accent arguably thicker than the large Russian man's was. She moved away from him, grabbing a bag of rice and putting it in a completely empty basket.

The whole thing was slightly suspicious. You were on edge. There was no such thing as coincidences - at least not from your experience. How on earth, in this large country, had the four of you managed to all go to the same shop.

"It's okay Y/n, they're harmless." Natasha placed her hand on your gun, lowering it slightly for you before you put it back in its holster. "I'll ask you again, what are you guys doing here?" This time Natasha addressed the question to her sister.

"They wanted to see who you were dating."

"Yelena! I told you not to tell them!" Natasha threw her hands in the air slightly, letting out a huff.

"Now now, don't fight girls. Besides, why would you keep such a beautiful creature from us! There will be such cute grandbabies!"

"You told your sister?" You turned to Natasha. You thought you weren't telling people about your relationship. The two of you weren't actively hiding it, but you weren't parading it around either. Obviously the whole team knew but that was a story for another time.

"Yes?" Natasha looked sheepishly at you. "Look I don't think this is the place for this conversation."

"You're right. Your mother will want to be here for this too."

You watched in stunned silence as the three of them abandoned their shopping and walked out of the shop. It was strange to see Natasha so...normal. She was happily bickering with her sister and telling her dad to stop hugging her, all normal things a normal family would do. You snapped out of your daze and got in the car with Natasha and her family.

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By the time you had arrived at the hotel Natasha's family was staying at, you had sat through a full blown lecture about why Yelena's jacket had so many pockets and why Natasha was a poser.

"Mama! Y/n agrees, Natasha is a poser! Also I need you to sew more pockets for Y/n." Yelena flopped on a bed, shouting into the bathroom.

If you thought Alexi was intimidating, you were about to be shocked. Even though Natasha's mother was a lot smaller than Alexi, she demanded attention as her presence filled up the room. You suddenly saw where Natasha got her natural confidence and amazing posture from.

"Hmm" Natasha's mother walked up to you, giving you a once over before circling you slowly. You knew any of them could kill you in an instant if they wanted to but you hadn't truly felt it until this very moment.

"Melinaaa, don't be mean." Alexi puts a hand on her shoulder, stopping her from circling you. "What do you think!"

"Hey, no. We're not ranking my girlfriend."

"I would give her a 10/10" Yelena called from the bed.

"That's because she likes your pockets dear." Melina said, her eyes not leaving you. You stayed completely still as she got even closer to you. You tilted your chin up ever so slightly, almost in an act of defiance before Melina broke out into a large grin. "I like you."

The tension from the room dissipated instantly and you took a breath you didn't know you were holding. You thought you were done with the evaluation until Melina started talking.

"You have good posture, you don't back down easily and Natasha is clearly head over heels for you."

"...Melina..." Natasha groans out.

"And she likes my pockets!"

"...and you like Yelena's pockets however none of those things matter if you hurt my daughter because I will hunt you until you are so tired you willingly give yourself up to me so I can break your spirit before cutting you into tiny little piec-"

"OKAY! That's enough of that thank you!" Natasha pulls you away from Melina, putting herself between the two of you. Had it been a different scenario, it would have been comical considering you were both taller than Natasha and so Melina continued to glare at you.

"This is why I never bring anyone around..." Natasha mumbled.

"No. You never bring anyone around because you loved Y/n since the first day you saw her." Yelena said with a confidence only a little sister possessed.

"I don't know what you mean."

"Babe you're nearly as red as your hair." You wrapped your arms around her waist and spoke into her ear. This only caused her face to get redder.

"Completely whipped. Remember when we were like that love?" Alexi spun Melina around and she laughed lightly.

"Ew. Stop being all lovey and nasty in my presence." Yelena groaned as she threw a pillow over her face.

"Stop being a child Yelena." Natasha said

"sToP bEiNg a cHiLd" Yelena mocked.

"I do not sound like that!"

"Yes you do. You sound exactly like that."

Natasha broke out of your arms and landed on Yelena, pushing the pillow further into her face. "Take that back."

"Natasha if you're going to kill your sister, at least do it properly."

Yelena scrambled up from under the pillow. "Mama! How could you!"

"Well either fight back or die." Alexi deadpanned.

"Or..." Your voice drew everyone's attention. "We could go grab something to eat. I'm starving."

"Aw baby I'm so sorry!" Natasha came rushing over to you, abandoning her task of killing her sister. "Where do you want to eat? I completely forgot we hadn't had lunch. How about that diner? Or we could get Italian? Or how about Mexican?"

"I don't mind. Where do you guys want to eat?" You looked at the shock on the other's faces and smiled. You might not have super spy skills but you knew just how to get your girlfriend to stop doing something.

"I think you're my new favourite person... When's the wedding?" Yelena asked, already half way out the door. "Oh- and let's get Italian! I want pizza..."

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