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I cant resist uploading mine before bed

Happy 10th birthday, Gravity Falls!

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fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely

The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this

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We would be in a significantly better place as a people if “old” and “fat” could be neutral descriptions of fact and not seen as insults by default.

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you deserve a more tender tomorrow.

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honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

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A moment of light during the siege

#literally SWARMS of these bots is partly why I use tumblr only occasionally now

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Perfect night for basking in moon glow 🌙⭐

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Y’all “critical thinking” does not equal “criticism”.

#save

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Reblog if your tumblr url is the same one you started with.

This is a serious thing. Im curious how many people over the course of year(s) kept the same tumblr handle. A ton of the people I follow have changed their over time.

As far as I know Im one of the few who havent. Few being relative as there are millions of tumblr users. But yeah.

Social experiment.

If you HAVE changed your URL Click Here

#well not to toot my own horn but the url I picked initially kinda slaps so 🤷‍♀️

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Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

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#awwwieee

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I can never forget how the only method Tumblr has of preventing you from downloading copyrighted content from an audio post is to have a message on the source code saying "please don't download this we'll get in trouble"