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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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#obligatory Madoka Magica ‘ as far as im concerned all girls are trapped in cycles which exploit and cause their pain which can only be stopp #ed by the physical presence of hope’

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I call them the postal pals or something

#THIS IS SO COOL AAAAAA

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anyway for the anon who asked for grian's modern skin going ^_^ here's the whole server

#bdubs is so happy!!

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feeling nostalgic for fandom meta. Yeah incorrect quotes and memes are cool but have you tried an in depth psychological analysis of your fave with supporting evidence and quotes from their source material? Have you used tumblr’s unique format to your full advantage to ramble on and on about the tropes that they address and subvert and how their arc changes and develops? Have you ever sat down with a spreadsheet to get real autistic about all of their canon iterations and compared it to fanon portrayals?

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2023-04-08 reposted/archived from my old blog

martyn asking scott to let martyn kill him because it was his birthday (lim life) was so fucking funny to me for no reason

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could i humbly request maybe an alpharad and a jaiden ....

they argh soulinked becuz they arh soulmates :]

#YEASSSSSS #this is barely mcyt but i don’t care. Give me jaiden or give me death. #if jaiden has 100 fans im one of them. If she has 10 fans im one of them etc…

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🌈 Just wrapped up this vibrant illustration of @geminitay ! 🎨 Bringing out the colors was an absolute blast. What's your take - did I do justice to her energy? 🌟✨ Speaking of Gemini, what is your favorite moment with her? Share your favorites!

#CHIBI GEM!!!!! #painterly vibes…

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"stardew valley is a relaxing game" genuinely we are not having the same experience

#The mines genuinely scare me #what do mean there are mobs. Shh

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pmd shitposts: super edition

[explorers]

#Hits different with partner riolu #yea he would say skill issue huh

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My mug came in <3

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hi! I'm new here ><

#THE COLORS!! IN HIS HAIR!! #AND HIS SMILE! #what a guy <3333

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take a tanuki joel dancing for your troubles

this is for a upcoming animatic btw

tanuki joel design idea from @mellozheist

#hell yeah #clippy

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“So do you think he gets the irony that it’s sand?” Scar asks, staring up at the towering hourglass above them.

“Really? You’re gonna be the one to call that out?” Tango responds, bemused.

Scar has to crane his neck to see the top of the hourglass to an uncomfortable degree; he really can’t lean that much further back in his wheelchair without causing problems. He can already feel the ache in his spine. It just seems appropriate to stare up at the thing itself if he’s going to be pointing out irony and literary devices about it.

“Now, listen. I’ve thought a whole lot about sand, Tango! And about how much money Doc’s about to make me as the only exchange in town for the much easier to collect diamonds. I enjoy shoveling, Tango! When it’s too hard to think or move or talk, I can go out there with my power shovel and just dig and dig and dig. I’ve cleared deserts practically on my own. It’s meditative. No, no exchange rate is going to beat me, and I can set it to whatever I want.”

Scar finally looks down again, resisting the urge to rub his neck. He grins at Tango, the sharp and wild smile he’s practiced so long. Tango is making a face.

“Geez. Okay man. I thought the dramatic villain speeches were for Doc. Also? None of that was irony.”

“Right, right, sorry, I’m rambling,” Scar says. “The thing is, I’ve thought a lot about hourglasses, about sand, and the thing Tango is that sand is effe—effermil—oh, shoot, I know this—effeminate?”

Tango wheezes. “I can’t believe I thought you were going somewhere with that. Sand is effeminate?”

“No, no, no, I mean, sand isn’t permanent. It goes away. You don’t get to keep it. Poof! It’s gone,” Scar says grumpily. “See, that would have been cool if you’d let me finish.”

Tango looks up at the hourglass himself and shrugs. “Looks like he’s planning on making it permanent pretty well.”

“Yeah, but look—if he’s trying to invoke the sands of time, that’s even more effeminate than regular sand! Before he knows it… poof. Slips right between your fingers! Impossible to hold onto! Can’t trust sand! I of all people would know. That’s why I’m selling it!” Scar makes a hand motion. He grins at Tango. Tango grimaces.

“You know, you might have some issues to work through, man.”

“I mean, sure, but…” Scar gestures at the hourglass. “You know, they say if your build stays bigger than the others for more than a few hours, you should really call your—”

“Okay,” Tango says. “I’m gonna cut you off right there buddy.”

“You never let me finish,” Scar says.

“And that’s officially worse,” Tango says.

“But I definitely lasted longer than mister pay in sand—”

“Devs, if you’re merciful, let a creeper explode right now,” Tango says. “If your sands of time are so impermanent, why am I trapped in this conversation?”

“My charming good looks,” Scar says. “Anyway, do you want to prank that thing or what?”

“Literally everyone wants to prank that thing. Nothing has ever screamed ‘prank me’ as much as that stupid hourglass has. I’m in. Tell me the plan,” Tango says, and Scar hums and makes his pitch. He hears the echoes of drops of sand on glass and sand on stone and sand on sand behind him, and thinks to himself: it’s an awfully good thing that it’s a good day to make new mistakes, or this would all have ended rather differently.

The universe gave him a sand monopoly, after all.

And Scar, well, he knows a few things about trying to hold onto sand.

#EFFEMINATE SAND… #sooo in character omg he would tho

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Alright guys. So SOMEBODY was telling me that to them, a reasonable oneshot length was up to 25,000 words. And seemed to think this was a completely reasonable take. So, to settle this statement:

pls reblog for sample size :]

#voted 10-15k only because yall madlads actually shit that out in 1 sitting #3k - 5k is what REAL PEOPLE are able to do not whoever is doing that /j #no but fr tell me your secrets