hey… don’t cry… look… two seals kissing
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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy
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Customer: THE SOUND MY DIRTBIKE MAKES AND FAVORITE NUMBER.
DMV: BRAP IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE? URBAN SAYS IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT
Verdict: DENIED
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I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront
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yeah see this is my problem with DuckDuckGo
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the muse ⬇️
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A day in a mom's life
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when someone tells a joke so funny you strip naked and pay them
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Ryoko Kui - Harpy
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Cover art for Auto Angel's new EP, True Sincerity
(type by gothgerry and autoangel666 on insta)
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