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another dirkjohn 2023 backlog compilation. 2nd dirkjohn is a redraw of thissss. :3

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine #disguisedbacklogs

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hussnasty beta kids from last year.

#john egbert #jade harley #dave strider #rose lalonde #homestuck #mine #disguisedbacklogs

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#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine #comic

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(obligatory screenshot for context)

Analysis from my friend Dred (ft. me) that's related to this post.

#ult dirkjohn #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #john egbert #hsbc #hs^2 #disguisedtalking #dred.loki

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#john egbert #homestuck #bahaystuck #mine

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2 John mentions.(Used for gaslighting) We are normal. (lie)

#disguisedtalking #upd8 #hsbc upd8 #ult dirk #dirkjohn crumbs

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???? Why.

"You saved his body for a reason, right?" He's literally the one who told her to retrieve that. Just what do you want to do with John.

May I add the "The gentle breeze is all she can hear. It’s louder than my voice, and in some understated way, makes my case for me more persuasively." GOD, the wind symbolism. John is still there(in incirporeal form, hopefully) because Dirk just needs him dead, but in more He's Just Sleeping way. John's real death could end the world. He knows, and making up the "narrative poison" that made John dead was just a perfect plan.

If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

#dirkjohn #hs^2 #hsbc #disguisedtalking #i hope tgat made sense because i wilk continue talking about them incoherently

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LOOK. LISTEN.

And by logic, you are talking to yourself, IDIOT.

"We"? Dirk and John? Becoming One God?? What did he mean by that.

"like a good boy."  🫵🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

Jesus H. Christ. You fucking better.

Just gaslighting and boasting his narrative control prowess. Boy, you should just give up and die and I'm better than you!!!! 🗣🔥🔥

"Do you like the color of the sky, John?" Shut up. You are talking to no one.

ARRGHAHGAJAHAHS (Sky and the color blue symbolism)(Imagine living the first 16 years of your life having the sky and sea as your company, make robots with blue symbols and not be normal about it?? Huh????)

Lol, anyways.

Something something The Inherit Homoeroticism of Narrative Foils. If they don't sloppy yaoi make out then what's the fucking point.

If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

#dirkjohn #hs^2 #hsbc #disguisedtalking

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If HS:BC doesn't add in the inherit homoeroticism of whatever the fuck Ult Dirk said to/about John in the meat timeline, then it's NOTHING.

#dirkjohn #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #hsbc #homestuck beyond canon #hs^2 #disguisedtalking #NARRATIVE FOILS GONNA NARRATIVE FOIL OR JAIL FOR EVER AND EVER FOR ENTERNITY

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#dirkjohn #homestuck #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #mine #you can see how i rushed making the last one lmao im not fixing that though ;P

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different version. ;P

and then they make out.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine #tw decapitation #dirkaptation

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#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine #suicide mention

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if john egbert from the hit webcomic homestuck is real when his house exploded.

BONUS: john gets reminded that dave is gone.

#srb

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homestuck: beyond canon, but infinitely funnier because john from the hit webcomic homestuck is real.

#srb #didnt like this upd8 #they made him into a whiny bitch #john is a SASSY BITCH WHO HAS HAD ENOUGH OF EVERYONE. GET IT RIGHT

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and then they make out.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #dirk strider #john egbert #homestuck #mine

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Dirkjohn is a litmus test for whether or not a homestuck fan knows anything about the crucial parts of their respective characters that makes them the perfect pairing for each other.

#dirkjohn #johndirk #disguisedtalking #everytime i see someone say that they arent good for each other im giving you a side eye. #the least you could do is not think about them tbh i highly recommend it #it all boils down to the fact that theyre narrative foils. #people can dislike them all they want but please dont make yourslef look stupid

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I love John Egbert, I think.

#john egbert #homestuck #“we love heirs” -dredloki #mine