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fresh new main account

this ones not gonna be roleplay related, just gonna be a regular ol blog where i do whatever but i wanna get all my old mutuals on there twirls hair

@zombincubus <- that one right there

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #oh yeah we’re so back

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okaaay okaaay

obligatory comment about crawling from the grave here

hi!! i’ve been swamped with unfortunately Getting A Life, which is why i havent been super active on here🙏 i’m almost finished with getting my cosmetology license, and then i plan to take a year break before starting back to college to get my mortuary science degree

once i finish up this current school year, i promise you guys i’ll start being more active :3

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc.

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welcome back to another episode of "hey guys i'm gonna start being active again i promise (radio silence)"

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc.

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i think it should be common knowledge that miranda occasionally smokes weed

i also think she has a bong with little gems all over it. sparkly.

this is now canon to the blog

#crawling out of my grave with my cursed thoughts

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“ People say I’m a dry texter. I’ll have you know I’m a very moist texter. ”

#🍷 // i.c #crawls out of my grave #im planning on making another roleplay blog btw #among us or pokemon #i havent decided yet

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She can lift up around maybe 10,000 pounds at max🙏

yo miranda. what's the heaviest amount you can lift. or. however is the correct way to phrase this question.

can you lift a truck miranda.

                    ˚◞♡ ⃗ she simply responded by lifting a large truck over her head with one hand triumphantly placed on her hip . “ of course i can . i ’ m not sure how much i can lift at max , though . i haven ’ t lifted in a while . ”

#she a huge bitch🙏 #shawty has a bit of belly but she can lift frfr #🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #🍷 // blisterinballista.

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yo miranda. what's the heaviest amount you can lift. or. however is the correct way to phrase this question.

can you lift a truck miranda.

                    ˚◞♡ ⃗ she simply responded by lifting a large truck over her head with one hand triumphantly placed on her hip . “ of course i can . i ’ m not sure how much i can lift at max , though . i haven ’ t lifted in a while . ”

#the source image for this icon is the ‘know your place’ meme… i thought it was very fitting #🍷 // i.c #🍷 head bitch in charge. // main verse

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Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!

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reminds me of when i obnoxiously played greenday on my bluetooth speaker in the halls in middleschool

ok but this is 100% younger dante and you cant convince me otherwise

song is im not a vampire by falling in reverse btw kicks feet

[[ ooc: TRUE you are so right, this is very him. This absolute edgelord. This hollywood disaster story dsfhgdshg I have also listened to the whole song and it is now on my dante playlist thank you :') ]]

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #god i was a little shit #LMFAO

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                    ˚◞♡ ⃗  “ whaaaaat ? can ’ t a girl share a shake with her sweetheart ? ” the purple demoness playfully pouted , before offering up a lopsided smile to blitz . “ ‘sides , it ’ s not that i don ’ t like it … i just think it would taste better if i shared it with you ! ”

miranda giggled and twirled the straw toward her golden partner ( were they even together ? she was still figuring it out . ) she brushed her thumb against his jaw and pressed a small kiss to his cheek before looking at him in mock terror .

“ gar— wh— garlic— blitz , babe , that ’ s a bit too evil even for my standards ! ”

ask meme.

“ do you want to share this ? ”

" y'wanted ta try a ~new flavor~ o'sumn n'realized ya don'like it again din'cha~? " asks the motherfucker who actually does exactly that every time he finds a new monster energy.

" ...heh. a'ight, pass the silly straw. i'ope it isn't fuckin garlic flavored or idunno. "

#🍷 // i.c #🍷 head bitch in charge. // main verse #🍷 // glitz glam and gold. #🍷 // blisterinballista. #screaming the draft didnt save last night

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Send “They’re ’s a 10, but..” and fill in the rest to call out my muse!

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #do ittt

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                    ˚◞♡ ⃗  rat bastard . miranda sucked her teeth at the comment and , for a brief moment , quirked her lips into an irritated pout . however , just as quickly as it came , it was replaced with a welcoming (albeit quite forced) smile .

“ miranda ignis , sir . up-and-comin ‘ . i wouldn ‘ t expect someone like you to remember—no , acknowledge someone who threatened your career though . ” the purple demoness fluttered her eyelashes at the rockstar and leaned on the counter , holding out one of the establishment ’ s laminated menus . “ table for one , i assume ? you don ’ t seem like the type to let your groupies get that close . ”

@daddy-devilish liked for a young!miranda starter!

                    ˚◞♡ ⃗  ruby red eyes green with envy scanned the young demon from head to toe as he walked into the club . dante dearest . miranda knew that punk getup anywhere and , if this encounter had come before she started pursuing her music career , she would ' ve been bouncing off of the walls . but now , this man wasn ' t her inspiration anymore , he was her rival .

that , of course , wasn ' t a viable reason for her not to do her job . not to her boss , anyway . and so , dressed scantily in a sleek leather costume that would surely make jennifer tilly proud , miranda approached the front counter and offered dante one of her sweetest smiles .

" mr . dearest , " she cooed , " welcome to the lounge . what brings you to our fine establishment ? "

#god im alive i promise #🍷 ; ic. #i'll fix the tags later

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#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #yall im high as fuck slow responses soz xo

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WHAT WOULD BE THEIR NAMES

she’d probably have 7,,,named after all of the seven deadly sins

#god im cornt #corny #screams #🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc.

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#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #yall think miranda would own borzois #if you dont think so you’re wrong #my muse my rules shitfuck

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                    ˚◞♡ ⃗  " why is everyone so surprised that i used to be a stripper ? i ' ve been in countless playboy issues , my tits were out in a minidress on christmas , and half the time i ' m on stage i ' m in latex and / or skimpy goth wear. "

#🍷 // i.c #🍷 // draft.

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Wrenching free from the autistic grip pokemon violet has on my brain

#🍷 behind the scenes. // ooc. #claws out of my grave #my tags are all messy FUCK