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officially decided that anyone who tries to divide the lgbt community is a fed. i dont care if you're not actually a fed, if you're causing infighting in a minority community then you're a fed who just isnt getting paid to be one. either apply for a job at the CIA or shut the fuck up

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coarse language? coarse fucking language? yeah.. i got ur coarse language right here pal... sandpaper, stubble, grit. unground salt and pepper.

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Nurse giving me report on a patient: and by the way so you’re not caught off guard, he has a tattoo that says “confident fag” on his chest

Me, a confident dyke: haha nice

The nurse: what?

Me: sorry I’m also gay and think that tattoo rules

The nurse: ????????

Me:

Me remembering I don’t hear so good: what did you say the tattoo was?

The nurse: a confederate flag

Me: OH NO WAIT OOPS

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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

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took a depression nap and all i remember from my nap dreams is a nonsensical t-shirt design that left me feeling dazed and confused after i woke up.

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Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

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my chemical romance is in my blood forever and ever just like microplastics

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two sheep. standing still

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do you think they're coworkers

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

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saw someone say “if fiction doesn’t affect reality why do people still think sharks can’t get cancer” and irrespective of my thoughts on the first sentence, there is a different between fiction and someone presenting incorrect information as a fact.

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post we love fucking ❤️ you my man

#fav post

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i need a coffee table book of every image ive ever reblogged

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if ur wondering how the art degree is going 2 months post grad.

i found a job that pays $1.15 an hour :]