Best thing about music is that every once in a while some guy invents a new goddamn instrument. Problem is nobody knows what to do with them half the time. The yaybahar was invented like 8 years ago and yet you don't see bands going around with them. Even noise acts, you can make some ungodly nouses with a yaybahar if you play one a certain way. Give the yaybahar a chance
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If you die first you have to promise to always haunt me
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wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
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lately I spend a lot of time with people who are like my parents' age and it's kinda fun
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I think .. I've discovered the secret to my own happiness
it's just ... it goes against what society wants for me
every time I tell people I'm happiest when single and not putting myself out there, they treat me like a poor sad soul who's given up on love.
like no no no ... I believe in love. its all I write about. I just ... don't want the stress that my friends in relationships experience. it's working For Me, Personally.
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beautiful girls named ⚠️ Severe Weather keep messaging me
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I can't stop thinking about voivod
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I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave
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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
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American moment
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the idea that gayness is inherently more sexual than straightness is such a fucking personal pet hate of mine and that's precisely why almost everything I write is so fucking asexual
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i can’t wait for THIS etymology lesson with the aliens
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