self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays
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me: *is left alone with my grandma at a family gathering*
me: so…………. you vape??
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