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nalgenes · 16 hours
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"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you've never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride."
- Anthony Bourdain
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nalgenes · 1 day
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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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it’s talking heads kermit friday
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nalgenes · 3 days
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was asked to make a transmasc version of the meme
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nalgenes · 3 days
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i’m so busy all the time lately it’s unbelievable. i keep thinking it’s just a phase and things will lighten up next week… and that keeps being FALSE. what the fuckkk
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nalgenes · 5 days
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GUYS I SOMEHOW GOT A 100 ON MY CHEMISTRY EXAM!! I CANNOT BELIEVE ITTTT
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nalgenes · 8 days
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The Beast that Bothers
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nalgenes · 8 days
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nalgenes · 8 days
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nalgenes · 10 days
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am i the coolest loser you know
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nalgenes · 10 days
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i forget that i don’t tell people things about me and then one of my really close friends asked me what i was planning on doing career-wise as a geology major and i was like ? im not a geology major haha. Not on them i literally just never mention what im doing with my life to anyone
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nalgenes · 10 days
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